I was just a random taser tossed out into the world, forced to survive on my own. I was trying to get by when I heard people laughing and crying out "Don't tase me bro!" The mocking cry was an insult and I took it upon myself to bless everyone by tasing them from afar.
Thus I was able to rain down attacks and tase them until the cries were once again "Don't tase me bro!" This time it was not accompanied by laughter and smiling faces. They wanted me to stop the madness, the tasing. I could not, would not. For this is a day, a new age. This shall be the age the courage of men breaks and tasers rule supreme.