Character back stories

[Taser]

I was just a random taser tossed out into the world, forced to survive on my own. I was trying to get by when I heard people laughing and crying out "Don't tase me bro!" The mocking cry was an insult and I took it upon myself to bless everyone by tasing them from afar.

Thus I was able to rain down attacks and tase them until the cries were once again "Don't tase me bro!" This time it was not accompanied by laughter and smiling faces. They wanted me to stop the madness, the tasing. I could not, would not. For this is a day, a new age. This shall be the age the courage of men breaks and tasers rule supreme.

[Sir_Senior_the_Eldest]

After a fullfilled life with his wife and 3 sons and 60 years as a craftsman in Tahlberl Arn couldn't accept that his life was mainly over. He wanted to have one last adventure, but it was obvious that he would not be able to hack and slash around with these young spring chickens because of his back so he took his savings and bought some armour and an arbalest from the local blacksmith.

So one thing came to the other and one day Arn was able to save a famous virgin's life in an attack of waves of angry enemies and he got his title. From this time on he was called Sir Senior the Eldest. He was no real Sir, I mean, except of his little house in Tahlberl he never owned any fiefs so the title was more or less just a surname.

Arn influenced the crossbowmanship in a great manner. It's not by accident that from this time on people call 'killing someone (from 50 yards away) without making your hands dirty' killing 'like a sir'.

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Btw nice one Fips 

[Falka]

I asked to guy next to me what was going on, and he called me a my old friendcher.
Thats how i learned my true name.

 

[IR_Kuoin]

Well my story goes like this:

Made an archer
Fuck that.
Retired for 10k
Grinded for day
Got full Milanese plate
Aqcuired a bec de corbin
Lvl 36 was closing in
Had enough money to buy a destrier
Took a 1 week break
Come back
Suddenly lvl 28
All stats ruined
Didn't know about repairs
Lost all my money in 1 round
Went to forums, read the changelog
Imminent GTX for a couple of months

The end.

[Joseph Porta]

I found a Danish Great Sword somewhere and knew my destiny would be full of victory, glory and heroism.

[Fuma Kotaro]

@Joseph porta
and full off kuyaks

[Grumpy_Nic]

Nic was eating as some prick stole his food. Now he's grumpy. He grabs weapons to hunt down these dirty thieves. Story continues for generations.

[Joseph Porta]

@Joseph porta
and full off kuyaks

to victory!

[Fuma Kotaro]

TO VAEGIR WAR MASKS

[Joseph Porta]

Huzzah!

[Fuma Kotaro]

let the cloning begin

[Joseph Porta]

And so it begins

[Lannistark]

My character was born with a massive, massively huge and exciting, massively huge and excitingly amazing, massively huge and excitingly amazingly big, massively huge and excitingly amazingly big german greatsword in his hands.

[TheAppleSauceMan]

I was born at the plump young age of 18, I killed enemies, and aged, yet never showed any outward appearance of the aging.

And now....they whisper in the night..... "Does AppleSauce EVER expire?"....

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[Tom Cruise]

Well, that's my biography I wrote some weeks ago. Sorry for lack of grammar knowledge.   

I was born in far lands outside Calradia, thousand miles to the east, in the kingdom of Aissur ruled by king Nitup. My father wasn't a nobleman, he was a plain hunter and we often barely had anything to eat. As for my mother, I almost don't remember her because she was in the kitchen all the time. We lived at forest border quite far from other cities. Thats why I became dire and savage person, I used to eat raw beavers and squirrels and never visited a theater or a museum.

At the age of 17 I ran away from my home because the war with nearest kingdom was coming and king's soldiers started to recruit young dudes like me all over the kingdom. But I thought that war sucks and didn't want to participate in it because I could have died there. So I left and wandered in forests for many days until I found a caravan travelling far to the west. I joined it and after two month of travelling we came to Calradia. As we crossed the border we met some bad guys who took all our stuff and forsed us to go with them. They was probably a robbers, though they said they are our new guards. But I felt save enough without these guys, so I ran away at night when they all were sleeping. And again I wandered in forests eating Calradian beavers and squirrels. I've met many strange people: travellers, looters and even druids, some of them tried to kill me and some of them tought me to fight, so I learned both surviving and fighting and became a warrior. I decided to stay in Calradia to become rich and powerful though I don't even know why do I need it.

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