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Offline TurmoilTom

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2012, 06:40:02 am »
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I charge 1400 strategus gold for each stone that is stepped on by you and your associates while crossing the bridge, along with 27500 up front before you cross. If you move a pebble a trap door will open up, dropping you into the waters below. I have filled all the rivers with alligators and snapping turtles. You have been warned. Meet my agent, Charlie Sheen, behind the turkish bathhouse in Ulburban to deliver your payment. The password is "Platoon."

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2012, 08:46:14 am »
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The only problem with that is I have claimed all of the Calridian alligators and snapping turtles as my own.  I would be careful where you step in my waters!

Also, Everytime I read stay off my bridges...I have a flashback to Gran Tornio and Clint Eastwood yelling at the asians to stay off his lawn.  Thought that should be known.
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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2012, 09:53:57 am »
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BOAT CLAN CLAIMS ALL WATERWAYS.

BRIDGES GO OVER WATERWAYS, CROSSING OUR TERRITORY.

WE DEMAND TRIBUTE.

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2012, 09:55:39 am »
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I claim the space. Stay off my space!

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2012, 08:50:10 am »
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What if i build bridges next to your bridges, lower the fee of passage, and steal all of your bridge business?

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2012, 10:44:31 am »
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What if i build bridges next to your bridges, lower the fee of passage, and steal all of your bridge business?

All bridges that have ever been bridges ever at any point at any time.

All of them.


I think that if you made a bridge it would, well you know. "His"

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2012, 05:10:31 pm »
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BOAT CLAN CLAIMS ALL WATERWAYS.

BRIDGES GO OVER WATERWAYS, CROSSING OUR TERRITORY.

WE DEMAND TRIBUTE.
Does this include the "river" I made in the bushes just earlier?
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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2012, 10:51:42 pm »
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It has come to my attention that I have not made the goons exempt from these claims. I would like to formally apologize and state that anyone who wears the LLJK tag may come and go freely from my territories, so long as I am informed 3 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 52 minutes and 12 seconds in advance, at the very minimum.

Thank you for your time, and stay the fuck off my bridges.

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2012, 11:04:51 pm »
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They might need a new home soon :\

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2012, 12:26:06 am »
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It has come to my attention that I have not made the goons exempt from these claims. I would like to formally apologize and state that anyone who wears the LLJK tag may come and go freely from my territories, so long as I am informed 3 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 52 minutes and 12 seconds in advance, at the very minimum.

Thank you for your time, and stay the fuck off my bridges.


Since I have no tag I will assume these requirements do not apply to me and therefore I am allowed to skip as I please across the bridges in the desert. Since there are none. :(

They might need a new home soon :\
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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2012, 07:00:37 am »
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As your underling ballsquire, I am here to inquire about access to the bridge north of Nova Slezkh Castle. I will be crossing in approximately 12 days 1 hour 32 minutes and 47 seconds. I hope my tribute of 3 gorillion strat gold, 20 loom points, and a promise to not step on more then 43 stones will suffice for access to your marvelous bridges.

Also, I claim Navy Blue as my own.


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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2012, 08:10:04 am »
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Approved. Meet my agent behind the turkish bath house in New Ulburban to deliver your payment. The pass-phrase is "Platoon."

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2012, 08:12:34 am »
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Turkish bath house near Ulburban? Invade NA!

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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2012, 09:33:39 am »
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As your underling ballsquire, I am here to inquire about access to the bridge north of Nova Slezkh Castle. I will be crossing in approximately 12 days 1 hour 32 minutes and 47 seconds. I hope my tribute of 3 gorillion strat gold, 20 loom points, and a promise to not step on more then 43 stones will suffice for access to your marvelous bridges.

Also, I claim Navy Blue as my own.

Navy Blue already taken. Here's a good one for you.
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Re: TurmoilTom lays claim to all bridges.
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2012, 02:44:08 am »
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Claimin' yellow, for FCC!
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