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Bid for Djavo loyalty
« on: September 11, 2012, 06:45:06 pm »
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Great leecher is looking for new clan. Since Gnjus has backstabbed me again to play some gay mmorpg with other derps I'm forced to move far away from his nose influence.
Whoever bids more has my utmost loyalty in game as well in strategus 4.0.

Need a new farmer? Need someone who will TK you? Need an idiot on TS? You dont have to ask any further.

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2012, 08:02:49 pm »
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i heard kapikulus and bashibazouks are (secretly) bidding for you as we speak,

oh noes kapikulus seem to be topping  whatever bashibazouks offer(rumor has it, they offered 40 stones and A CAMEL)
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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 08:30:52 pm »
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5 Gold/week + some bread and water.

Jobs you would need to do is feeding and cleaning my horse (also some other "special horsethings", only horses understand them, can hurt you)

Also you can get the stones in the stall for your Stone-Collection.

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2012, 08:37:12 pm »
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how much so you will always fight as merc for the other team?

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2012, 09:34:32 pm »
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I could see myself funding an independent quality troll.

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2012, 10:32:22 pm »
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I could see myself funding an independent quality troll.
Wrong I am not troll, I just want a place to settle, cavern is collapsing.

how much so you will always fight as merc for the other team?

just buff throwers

5 Gold/week + some bread and water.

Jobs you would need to do is feeding and cleaning my horse (also some other "special horsethings", only horses understand them, can hurt you)

Also you can get the stones in the stall for your Stone-Collection.

That sounds as fair offer, but horses somehow hate me.
Can I also get kidney stones?

i heard kapikulus and bashibazouks are (secretly) bidding for you as we speak,

oh noes kapikulus seem to be topping  whatever bashibazouks offer(rumor has it, they offered 40 stones and A CAMEL)

May the best kebab win
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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2012, 10:50:14 pm »
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1000 gold a day and 1 LP per year. You'll be first of my Queensguard of Queen Miwiw the 1st. You may not enter my bedroom though.
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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2012, 10:51:58 pm »
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1000 gold a day and 1 LP per year. You'll be first of my Queensguard of Queen Miwiw the 1st. You may not enter my bedroom though.

You are safe, he was castrated when he was a teenager. He was Bandits' first soprano.
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing!

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2012, 10:52:42 pm »
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No thanks then. I am not buying a sheep without wool.
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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2012, 10:58:58 pm »
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you can be my personal slave
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2012, 01:27:59 am »
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 I Bid 2 stones for djavo!

I would bid the weight of the earth. +1 stone!

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2012, 05:58:52 am »
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actualy i offer you to pay ME just so you can run next to me and do my dirty jobs.
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2012, 03:53:56 pm »
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actualy i offer you to pay ME just so you can run next to me and do my dirty jobs.
Dirty jobs like leaving the spawn completely open or losing 2.5x as many people? :P

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2012, 12:16:03 am »
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I bid 3 stones and some throwing knives for you to give up your imperialistic dreams and join Werfrieds Peasant Battalion in liberating the land from all fascists who dare to put up a fight and from all heathens who do not accept the Goat as the one true god.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: Bid for Djavo loyalty
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2012, 04:24:55 am »
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2 sheeps , 1 cow and free circumcision