All Hail Zoltan (NA)

[Beefymongoose]

It is now my great pleasure... To present to you.

Our wise and powerful leader.....

ZOLTAN!!
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The all Powerful Zoltan:

We our finally going to fulfill our prophecy of outer space travel!

(ZOLTAN!)

They laughed at us.... When we said that aliens existed. And they MOCKED US when we started wearing bubble wrap suits (of fucking awesomeness!!!)

BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!

I'll tell you who is laughing now... WE ARE!

(ZOLTAN!!)

Someday. We will leave this lameeeeee planet, and fly in outerspace with cool aliens who LIKE us hahahahaaaa...ha... it is going to be. AWESOME!

So if you fall under the category of a loser who has been bullied, harassed, or just wants a frest start and wish to leave this bleek existence behind, join me, let me take you underneath my wing. Where the stars are literally the limit. Our alien comrades will take us to salvation, and those who are willing to fight for Mother Zoltan will be rewarded with paradise unlike any you have ever heard of, dreamed of, or seen....

ALL.

HAIL.

ZOLTAN!!!

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Here is the application for joining the ranks of Zoltan! Just fill this out and send it to either myself or Techno.

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[Wesleysnipes]

Lol, Dude where's my car

[Inglorious]

Every time I see yall, I pull out my old VHS tape of Dude Where's My Car?

Always a pleasure seeing the awesome banner out there

Good luck!