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Offline FRANK_THE_TANK

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Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« on: August 11, 2012, 04:18:04 am »
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For too long have I sat idle and watch from the sidelines as inferior men take to battle and gain glory.

For too long has my court wizard toiled, lifeless, sad, depressed at the thought of his nightfire turning into a watery soup in the keeps basement.

For too long have I let liquor ruin my oldest friend and rob him of his senses!

For too long have my merchant brothers stared across the plains.

For too long has the council sat quiet, and blasted through bowl after bowl with our hasheesh until we were baked out of our skulls and queried, "is their nothing more?"

For too long have I sat, and watched as the weak "secure" their borders against war, and watch, aimless as their empire turns to dust.

For too long have I suffered the mere existence of KUTT.

I WILL SUFFER IT NO MORE!

My army marches south, my wizard is angry, my horsemen wake from long slumber and rise from hearth to sounds of angry shouts. My spear wall assembles, my archers nock arrows, their eyes keen, their hearing sharp. My engineers plot in the darkness of tunnels deep.

From the morning gloom comes 5000 pounds of German steel.

Prepare, prepare.

I'm coming.

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Also cumming :p

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FPF vs KUTT

Battle TBH, should be in the next couple days we hope.

1100 FPF vs 1800 KUTT

The FPF army comes in at a cost of 783122.45 gold... lets all get some MOTHER FUCK X MOTHER FUCKING P!

Also I'm looking for Cav to come ride with me on my 220 +3 mamalukes ;) Full gothic plate provided for all!
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Fammi un pompino!

I think I have ball cancer in my right nut :(
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2012, 07:47:05 am »
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STOP SPAMMING THIS IN IRC! I'll be there for sure though
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2012, 03:01:35 pm »
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Man, like no response, like :(

Anyway, if you are cav and your reading this... KEEP EYES ON THIS SPACE BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BATTLE OF THE SEASON!
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 03:11:01 pm »
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A real battle with cav? Oh god, I be there.
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2012, 05:17:25 pm »
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Frank, you have spilled the baked beans.

Now I shall have to raid another zombie infested town for more.

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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2012, 11:11:30 pm »
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Oh don't talk to me about beans! DAMN BEANS!

But yes, spread the word wide and far!
Fammi un pompino!

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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2012, 11:17:36 pm »
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Yes
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2012, 11:33:46 pm »
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Whoa, whoa...wizards? Heavy things crashing into each other? Millions of xp?

It's basically going to be this:


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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2012, 01:40:11 am »
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I like to play bowling with fat horses.
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2012, 08:25:31 am »
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2012, 08:43:08 am »
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If you can film it please do :D
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2012, 03:28:49 am »
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Pikes vs. Heavy Horses.


Should be a good time.


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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2012, 05:44:41 am »
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776k exp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2012, 05:46:58 am »
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Re: Frank's war of agression against the meak and powerless!
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2012, 05:49:33 am »
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Forking fun battle guys, mad exp, no having to worry about spawn caps. That first full heavy cav charge was horrifying hahaha.
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