Europa Universalis General Thread

[Abay]

omg, I saw the weakest castille and ottomans in your game. Btw, France also made a great comeback against England in my map.

[Christo]

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Dat Serbia.

[Kafein]

Also wtf is wrong with you two, Naples taking the dalmatian region instead of Serbia.

Btw, cool jalayirids on the far right

[Teeth]

Fuck, how do you take over Golden Horde provinces? Sure the 6.8 gold tribute a month they pay me now is pretty sweet, but eventually I will have to take provinces. I can't have them cede them to me that is for sure. Oh god, I found it. Really, I have to colonize every province until 1000, while they can pillage my lands into submission very quickly.

[Abay]

Fuck, how do you take over Golden Horde provinces? Sure the 6.8 gold tribute a month they pay me now is pretty sweet, but eventually I will have to take provinces. I can't have them cede them to me that is for sure. Oh god, I found it. Really, I have to colonize every province until 1000, while they can pillage my lands into submission very quickly.

yea, a kinda hard. when I see its population over 900 and golden horde army take it, I am going mad 

[Christo]

Fuck, how do you take over Golden Horde provinces? Sure the 6.8 gold tribute a month they pay me now is pretty sweet, but eventually I will have to take provinces. I can't have them cede them to me that is for sure. Oh god, I found it. Really, I have to colonize every province until 1000, while they can pillage my lands into submission very quickly.

Yes, it's a pain in the arse to do that.

[SeQuel]

Also wtf is wrong with you two, Naples taking the dalmatian region instead of Serbia.

Btw, cool jalayirids on the far right

My friend took a infamy hit for me and sold me the province shortly after.

Fuck, how do you take over Golden Horde provinces? Sure the 6.8 gold tribute a month they pay me now is pretty sweet, but eventually I will have to take provinces. I can't have them cede them to me that is for sure. Oh god, I found it. Really, I have to colonize every province until 1000, while they can pillage my lands into submission very quickly.

Death and Taxes mod removes Tribal countries and put them under 1 ruler so you can actually use diplomacy with them, it's great since you don't see all nomadic tribes blow up cause they're forced to go to war every 5 years with all neighboring countries.

[SeQuel]

Here is a more updated picture of my current game with my friend.

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[Christo]

Wait what.. Illyria?

Amazing.

How did you guys get all the territory, warmongering too much, eh? Doesn't that kick you in the nuts if you do it all the time?

For me it did just that. I know I'm new to this but still.

[Kafein]

Doesn't beat my Kingdom of God.

Btw that national decision is actually a bad deal because even though the whole Latin group is now considered accepted culture, I actually disbanded papacy by doing that. Which means I lost a crapload of random shit, including the omfg -1.2 infamy, other cardinal bonuses, the huge bonuses of the papacy government type and the ability to excommunicate people. Now I'm basically just another random blob.

[SeQuel]

Doesn't beat my Kingdom of God.

Btw that national decision is actually a bad deal because even though the whole Latin group is now considered accepted culture, I actually disbanded papacy by doing that. Which means I lost a crapload of random shit, including the omfg -1.2 infamy, other cardinal bonuses, the huge bonuses of the papacy government type and the ability to excommunicate people. Now I'm basically just another random blob.

That sucks.

Wait what.. Illyria?

Amazing.

How did you guys get all the territory, warmongering too much, eh? Doesn't that kick you in the nuts if you do it all the time?

For me it did just that. I know I'm new to this but still.

Illyria is a form-able nation you can form by starting as Serbia or Croatia and capturing core provinces. As Serbia you start as a some-what small nation so no one really fucks with you at the start. I also had help from my friend who was playing Naples.

Doesn't help I got shitty missions through-out the game.

[Abay]

Actually Sequel, I wonder how you release Serbia from Ottoman vassalation :  Naples attacked Ottomans and they made you release?

[SeQuel]

Actually Sequel, I wonder how you release Serbia from Ottoman vassalation :  Naples attacked Ottomans and they made you release?

Death and Taxes mod you start at 1351? around that and not in a vassal of Ottomans.

[Abay]

Hmm, I only play it with Divine Wind with no extra mod. Maybe I can try it 

[Christo]

Okay, call me an idiot, but one thing I really don't get are the battles.

How come that the AI always gets morale boosts while I don't? I mean it's almost like cheating, there is next to nothing on their morale bar, and they gain it back to 50% or even 75. I feel like being laughed at by the AI.