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crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« on: August 03, 2012, 08:09:02 pm »
I want you to know I am most concerned.

My 'gear':
crap internet connection
crap computer
'armor': woolen cap, red gambeson, leather boots
'weapon': standard shitty the stab bounces the right swing glances the overhead attack fails to connect shashka and board sure dude right on I ll break in three hits for ya ah hold on just hit the guy behind me right through me I never liked that fucker anyway so what would be my motivation to protect him ah 'shield'

I had an almost five months break from Warband, I dont cheat, I dont spam, I dont back-stab, I dont run with the mob to gank, I dont put my focus on the game, I smoke meth while playing, I even play WINDOWED, but I pwn crpg folks:


A bit disturbing this lack of skill in this community.

What do you think, readers? What can be done to get a little bit of individual skill in our beloved arcade battles?

My guess, all this hiding in heavy armor and running with the mob (in crpg terms, sticking together or even called teamplay (lawl - nine guys going after one enemy to gank him, three get lanced, two get shot by crossbow, and the rest is killing themselves while the enemy with his 11 athletics is running in circles through their lines) isnt for free. The price is your individual skill. If you ever had any, of course!

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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 08:11:23 pm »
Michael, stop talking about a "skill" that you posess only in negative amounts. You're embarassing yourself, as usual.
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2012, 08:14:25 pm »
Once again I think to myself: How do you not have a custom title yet?
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2012, 08:15:07 pm »
e-peen level: Over 9000
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2012, 08:17:11 pm »
everyone who have 2 athl or more on eu5 is raping. So you killed few peasants with steel pick. Nice job,ur best.
Now can you tell us how cool you are in real life?

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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2012, 08:19:05 pm »
.lol
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2012, 08:23:53 pm »
Once again I think to myself: How do you not have a custom title yet?

He's Michael.

More than enough if you ask me.
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2012, 08:38:09 pm »
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2012, 08:45:38 pm »
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I've never played a server where people split up as much or as often as on EU1.  No wonder range is having a field day.

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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2012, 08:58:32 pm »
okay, that history channel meme is new to me...

guess I learned something in this thread despite its purpose!
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2012, 09:08:07 pm »
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No that is supposed to go:

MICHAEL'S E-PEEN

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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2012, 09:10:46 pm »
No that is supposed to go:

MICHAEL'S E-PEEN

ALIENS!
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2012, 09:47:07 pm »
I have shit in my eyes, shit in my eyes.
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2012, 09:51:22 pm »
Why did ppl -1 him? He's obv. the best.
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Re: crpg sadness: I pwn! What about you?
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2012, 09:51:47 pm »
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