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Will Oilcan win this shit?

Yes, Deprav is gonna fucking pay
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Yes, Deprav is gonna pay even more than the amount Zlisch demanded
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Fuck yeah, 'n' fuck Deprav
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Author Topic: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]  (Read 1662 times)

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Offline Zlisch_The_Butcher

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[LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« on: August 01, 2012, 05:53:09 am »
I hereby demand 20k gold as reparations for the damages Deprav has caused to my horse, if he pays 20k we'll go without a trial right now, if not, then I demand he also pay my lawyer, Oilcans, 10k fee.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 06:41:05 am »
Fucking idiot just pay already, surrender now.
Revolt against your greed and pay up
End the damn shit Deprav
Elsewhere and not in the fine country of USA you'd just have gotten beheaded right now with no trial so be gratefull

Better fucking surrender Deprav.
As everyone knows Oilcan will beat the living shit out of you.
Deprav this'll be the lawsuit of the century.
Perhaps after this lawsuit for an extra 5k I won't tell everyone how we kicked your ass.
Lawyers like Oilcan just can't be beaten, give in.
Already do I hear you crying as I win this and take your gold.
Years and years will go and no trial this great will be held.
Eternal talk of Oilcans victory shall be talked eternally.
Remember the day when Zlisch and his lawyer dominated the courthouse and beat the living shit out of Deprav.
Fuck you Tears, fucking duel me!
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 07:57:49 am »
Pure and simple muckraking.

Everybody knows I'm fair and just. This sand you're throwing in people's eyes won't blind anybody !
I don't even know what you're talking about, you probably ran into my attacks to hurt your horse on purpose and start a scandale by pure money hunger. I know this is how it works in your country but we don't drag people in the mud for our own financial comfort around here. You're a twisted mind with dirty hands.

Public bullying and blackmail won't work, this gold I earned myself with efforts and wasted time is not for such individuals like yourself.

This deeply hurts my feeling and put me in despair and doubts... you're lucky I'm not asking for a compensation for the psychological side-effect of your action.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2012, 08:06:29 am by 22nd_deprav »
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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2012, 08:02:41 am »
wtf?

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 08:50:32 am »
I like bunnies...
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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2012, 08:58:23 am »
Can you seriously stop creating threads? On average how many do you make a day? You're being annoying and you're not funny at all. Please stop.

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2012, 09:05:47 am »
Deprav could always counter-sue for slander and character assassination. I would be glad to offer him representation. I received my JD from Gudinovfer U Law School and am a partner at the Law Offices of Fukov and Dai. My fee is 150k a day, and I've never lost a case.

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2012, 09:08:35 am »
Deprav won this. Close thread

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2012, 09:20:04 am »
I like bunnies...

You said that already, move onto large land animals, then head back to the sea.

I'll help you get started.

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2012, 09:34:18 am »
It can only be settled by Holmgang!
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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2012, 10:43:20 am »
Fucking idiot just pay already, surrender now.
Revolt against your greed and pay up
End the damn shit Deprav
Elsewhere and not in the fine country of USA you'd just have gotten beheaded right now with no trial so be gratefull

Better fucking surrender Deprav.
As everyone knows Oilcan will beat the living shit out of you.
Deprav this'll be the lawsuit of the century.
Perhaps after this lawsuit for an extra 5k I won't tell everyone how we kicked your ass.
Lawyers like Oilcan just can't be beaten, give in.
Already do I hear you crying as I win this and take your gold.
Years and years will go and no trial this great will be held.
Eternal talk of Oilcans victory shall be talked eternally.
Remember the day when Zlisch and his lawyer dominated the courthouse and beat the living shit out of Deprav.
Fuck you Tears, fucking duel me!
Why the fuck does this not rhyme?

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2012, 01:11:58 pm »
You said that already, move onto large land animals, then head back to the sea.

I'll help you get started.

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2012, 01:26:39 pm »
General Discussion they say.
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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2012, 01:40:08 pm »
Why the fuck does this zlisch still not rhyme panospermabanned?

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Re: [LAWSUIT] ZLISCH VS DEPRAV [/LAWSUIT]
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2012, 02:39:24 pm »
I hereby demand 20k gold as reparations for the damages Deprav has caused to my horse, if he pays 20k we'll go without a trial right now, if not, then I demand he also pay my lawyer, Oilcans, 10k fee.

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