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If you got a false banthread on you by a bitch named Knight_Of_The_Tuna_Order would you take Oilcan as your lawyer?

Yes, and I'd pay him 20k.
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Yes, and I'd pay him 10k.
1 (12.5%)
No, but I'd still pay him.
3 (37.5%)

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Offline Zlisch_The_Butcher

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If you're ever looking for a lawyer I recommend OILCAN.
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:20:56 am »
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Awesome lawyer, saved me from being banned due to the false accusations from Knight_Of_The_Tuna_Order or whatever the fuck he's called.
I recommend him fully, his charge is only 10k gold per sentence, he is also an excellent NA HX and deserves your money more than you do, so, Oilcan is the best lawyer ever and, yeah, go Oilcan.
Here you can see his clever lawyer skills save me:
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: If you're ever looking for a lawyer I recommend OILCAN.
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2012, 04:25:32 am »
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crazy shit.
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Re: If you're ever looking for a lawyer I recommend OILCAN.
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2012, 04:26:16 am »
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Quote from: Korgoth on August 01, 2012, 04:25:32 am
crazy shit.
You can see Oilcan is a pro by his clever talking skillz.
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: If you're ever looking for a lawyer I recommend OILCAN.
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2012, 04:27:48 am »
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Damn if it wasn't for his great negotiation skills I think you would be in Panos' position.
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Re: If you're ever looking for a lawyer I recommend OILCAN.
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2012, 04:31:04 am »
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Damn right, btw, Korgoth, come NA_1, nicer over here.
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: If you're ever looking for a lawyer I recommend OILCAN.
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2012, 06:15:58 am »
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Bump! Deprav! Oilcan will have your ass on a silver plate you fucking bitch!
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Quote from: Mr.K. on November 24, 2013, 08:29:11 am
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.
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