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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1230 on: September 08, 2014, 11:09:52 pm »
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Ever considered teaching, Tenne?

(I'm serious :P)
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But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1231 on: September 08, 2014, 11:45:22 pm »
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Bloody hell, no!

Half my family say that I'll become a teacher. I would make a terrible teacher, wouldn't even last two weeks.

Edit:

Was just playing a game with Khorin, our entire team stood still while I initiated, I activated Tenne rage and said something like: "Why are you all just standing there looking at me you plebs? Mngggh haaah, so difficult!"

Khorin followed up with "Yeah, you'd make a great teacher: Why are you all just standing there looking at me you plebs? Mngggh haaah, difficult maths problem!"

Nice representation of why I would be sacked within two weeks.
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1232 on: September 09, 2014, 07:51:02 am »
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Hahahahaha I bet you would make a great one though, You have a thing for explaining stuff clearly   :lol: :lol:

Teacher Tenne, I have a question about physics!!

Well son, let me explain, due to how physics work it happens that when one headshots a person with 10^3m/s approximatly 134 kubic meters of QQ is expected to arise, and a side product of about 1.43286 nerf thread. This is the theory of Archery is OP, I came up with this myself. Got my a nobelprize son.  :mrgreen:
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i'll be there at around
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1233 on: September 13, 2014, 06:53:02 pm »
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1234 on: September 19, 2014, 05:52:42 am »
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Anyone got a job? I'll even consider... web design! :(
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1235 on: September 19, 2014, 10:15:29 am »
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Anyone got a job? I'll even consider... web design! :(
You have to be pretty desperate :?
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1236 on: September 19, 2014, 10:23:33 am »
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Tenne have you ever considered building your own company with interesting name? The name "Caravan Guards" may fit it perfectly

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1237 on: September 19, 2014, 11:06:08 am »
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http://www.rabota.ru/vacancy35100137.html?vac_page=view&w=Web%20%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%80

100 000 its about 2k euro
15 min from Maryino station its very close to my home, we can have some beer after your hard day's work , Tene^^

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1238 on: September 19, 2014, 04:13:07 pm »
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You have to be pretty desperate :?

I am, I'm a terrible web designer.

Tenne have you ever considered building your own company with interesting name? The name "Caravan Guards" may fit it perfectly

I've considered building my own company and intend on doing so in about 10 years. At this current time I haven't the capital nor experience, I believe I need to work for at least those 10 years before I have enough "renown" too, so to speak - i.e. enough to say "yeah, I've worked on xyz so I know what I'm doing. Also, if I named it that, I'm not sure that I'd be cut out in real life to protect a caravan in a war zone.  :lol:

Biggest hurdle too is the way people look at me when we first meet. I look young so people instantly assume I'm inexperienced or don't take me seriously, the number of times I've been ignored at my Sunday job in favour of the new worker is countless. To be fair she is much better looking than me, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.  :lol:

http://www.rabota.ru/vacancy35100137.html?vac_page=view&w=Web%20%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BD%D0%B5%D1%80

100 000 its about 2k euro
15 min from Maryino station its very close to my home, we can have some beer after your hard day's work , Tene^^

You'll have to teach me Russian because at this point, I haven't a clue what I'd be doing, but a beer after work does sound good.
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1239 on: September 22, 2014, 11:27:21 am »
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1240 on: October 01, 2014, 01:02:24 am »
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Small gathering this sunday evening ? It's been a while since i've heard of you guys, and it could be a good occasion.
Been pretty busy myself, with work and all, but that's not reason enough to stop coming here.^^
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1241 on: October 01, 2014, 06:27:19 pm »
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i probably are able to come. I still have been playing activly. Be aware , i get high scores these days ;P

(because there are no players playing anymore :P)

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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1242 on: October 01, 2014, 09:27:39 pm »
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Sure, I'll turn up after work if I'm around. Chances are, I'll be on teamspeak regardless! :)
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Re: [Guard] The Caravan Guild (Recruiting Worldwide!)
« Reply #1244 on: October 14, 2014, 10:13:23 pm »
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Hey guys. Haven't been on for a while - playing a lot of DOTA 2 at the moment :D I will try and keep updated on this forum a bit more so I can see when you guys all go on for a few games