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Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« on: July 26, 2012, 09:09:48 pm »
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9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: WE ARE GOING TO WIPE YOUR ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ASSHOLES!

It seems we can't be friends. CHAOS has unfortunately wronged Hospitallers one too many times.  After our destruction at the hands of a European onslaught, Hospitallers still only sought to be our friends. They even forgave us for that whole Green Machine thing. This time, however, we've gone too far. Our defense of one neutral castle has left Hospitallers with no other recourse but to declare war. As one last act of atonement, I took it on myself to openly and officially declare war on CHAOS for Hospitallers, saving them the trouble. I'm sorry for all our mistakes and that we were unable to be friends.

Although CHAOS didn't actively seek this war out, far be it from us to back down from a fight. So we welcome your invasion, because NA strat has been dull as dirt for months.


tl;dr War were declared.

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 09:11:13 pm »
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 09:13:47 pm »
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Shit just got real.
I just want to clap my thighs, alright...

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 09:15:00 pm »
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Oh noessssssssss
also free allers, permaban digglez imo
is there anyone (NH members excluded) that would have an issue with that? basically allers is big pun and digglez is fat joe, nobody would say no to that trade

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 09:19:32 pm »
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 09:21:26 pm »
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9:49 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: WE ARE GOING TO WIPE YOUR ASSES OFF THE FUCKING MAP! YOU ASSHOLES!

tl;dr War were declared.

As the leader of FIDLGB, I pledge our support for Chaos in this war. It will be an honor to fight alongside you guys on the battlefield once again.
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2012, 09:35:54 pm »
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REMEMBER TIME ONE SIDED FIGHT HAPPENED?  REMEMBER (VILLAGE)!!!!


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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2012, 09:36:08 pm »
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Why is Devesater (note spelling) always so rude.

What a dick.
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2012, 09:43:19 pm »
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 09:54:34 pm »
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Canary: we tried so hard to get you guys to cooperate with us and to bring the NA together to fight the euro's. You have adamantly refused to cooperate. What you said was that we should just roll over and die and let UIF rule the whole land so that chadz will wipe strat. Well sorry bud, but we ain't a buncha cowards. You are the only thing standing in the way of a unified NA. Consequently, you will be removed. FIDLGB, you guys need to consider the implications of what you have said. We've got nothing against you, but if you send troops our way, they will die. Then we'll have a reason to wipe out your fiefs. I'm sure there are plenty of NA clans that are more than willing and capable of running some extra territory.

For all the other NA clans: If you want to die in a blaze of glory, this is your chance. If you want to win, then send me or another hospi officer a message declaring your will. If you support the hospitaller war effort then perhaps you may earn a fief.

Oh and btw, the last straw was broken because you signed up in numbers on an enemy castle, ignoring a signed treaty stating that only 3 were allowed to sign up against a friendly clan. You brought this on yourselves.

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 09:59:12 pm »
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48.10:35 PM - Hospitaller Devestater: i have victory in my eyes

I was wondering why Devestater kept falling off the ladders to his death in that battle, drawing his KDR to something like -4:20, now I know victory is bad for your eye sight.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 10:36:21 pm by oprah_winfrey »

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 10:02:50 pm »
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Red and green makes for Christmas in July.

As the leader of FIDLGB, I pledge our support for Chaos in this war. It will be an honor to fight alongside you guys on the battlefield once again.

Who let orange in to the Christmas party?
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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 10:03:15 pm »
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As that one lurker in your village canary, I got your back bro, <3

Gf hospi, have fun.

Oh and, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQkaD6fG8mk
« Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 10:09:27 pm by HardRice »

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2012, 10:17:33 pm »
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The FEDERATE ARMY of TACTICAL BETA USER TEST TEAM SQUAD (F.A.T. B.U.T.T.S.) is pledging to fight the common foe (in exchange for a lifetime supply of bug spray)!
For while the fire in the heart of a single Remnant still burns... can Stratia truly have fallen?

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Re: Hospitallers have declared war on CHAOS
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2012, 10:17:44 pm »
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Canary: we tried so hard to get you guys to cooperate with us and to bring the NA together to fight the euro's. You have adamantly refused to cooperate. What you said was that we should just roll over and die and let UIF rule the whole land so that chadz will wipe strat. Well sorry bud, but we ain't a buncha cowards.

Actually it was Rhaelys who said that thing about letting NA get wiped, if you'd been paying attention to who was talking you would have heard me disclaim that by saying "this is not the opinion of Chaos as a whole."

Oh and btw, the last straw was broken because you signed up in numbers on an enemy castle, ignoring a signed treaty stating that only 3 were allowed to sign up against a friendly clan. You brought this on yourselves.

Yes, that's why I said as much in the opening post.