Why is everything so boring?
- Cuz gov's not making drugs and prostitution legal
- Cuz everybody are gay and stupid
- Cuz ToD reads every thread
- Cuz umad bro
- Cuz you've watched every porn vid there is
- Cuz all indie games suck on steam
- Cuz u no longer tappin dat ass brah
- Cuz u saying cuz
- Cuz Obama's pres
- Cuz Romney might be pres
- Cuz it's been 2000 years and no Jesus have come yet
- Cuz Hosperglers be sperglin