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Offline Gomer

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I have a problem...
« on: July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm »
So I sprained my neck and back trying to suck my own... Knee. I really don"t want to miss any big Strat Battles but it is hard to play in the neck brace. Any ideas?
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2012, 12:43:33 pm »
Quote from: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm
So I sprained my neck and back trying to suck my own... Knee. I really don"t want to miss any big Strat Battles but it is hard to play in the neck brace. Any ideas?

You shouldn't try to suck your own knee if your body isn't equipped for it. I've heard that some massage parlors might fill such requests, if you pay them, but they can also kick you out for asking.
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2012, 12:44:27 pm »
Quote from: Barracuda on July 19, 2012, 12:43:33 pm
You shouldn't try to suck your own knee if your body isn't equipped for it. I've heard that some massage parlors might fill such requests, if you pay them, but they can also kick you out for asking.
Got an address? Perhaps a quote as well?
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2012, 12:53:27 pm »
If you want to suck your own....knee you should get rid of 2 ribs and then, like a Marilyn Manson, you will be able to suck your DICK knee. Fool.
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2012, 01:00:42 pm »
Fail attempt at trolling. Let's move on to the next thread.
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2012, 01:02:37 pm »
Quote from: 3 Tears on July 19, 2012, 12:53:27 pm
If you want to suck your own....knee you should get rid of 2 ribs and then, like a Marilyn Manson, you will be able to suck your DICK knee. Fool.

Only works if your knee is normal size. I fear Gomer's tiny knee needs at least three pairs of ribs more removed to finally be able to reach it. But I bet it's worth the effort, because the entire forum will agree that nobody sucks like Gomer...  :rolleyes:
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Quote from: cmpxchg8b on May 08, 2013, 04:21:55 pm
Joker makes a very good point.
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2012, 01:04:05 pm »
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2012, 01:04:23 pm »
Right where it belongs.
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2012, 01:45:07 pm »
Quote from: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm
So I sprained my neck and back trying to suck my own... Knee. I really don"t want to miss any big Strat Battles but it is hard to play in the neck brace. Any ideas?

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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2012, 02:02:42 pm »
Quote from: Gomer on July 19, 2012, 12:34:12 pm
Any ideas?
Don't try to suck your own knee?
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2012, 02:43:37 pm »
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Re: I have a problem...
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2012, 03:19:51 pm »
Quote from: cmpxchg8b on July 19, 2012, 01:04:05 pm
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