Elindor, didn't you know? Making fun of America means you're cool.
Well, to comfort you: we also make fun about pretty much any nation in Europe as well:
- we Germans have no sense of humour and are still chocolate chip cookies
- the French never won a war and maintain a literally lousy body care. And they are striking at any possibility. And they eat frog foots.
- the British need someone to introduce them to a lady to be able to talk to her, they behave similarly in bed, and their national cuisine will make you choke
- the Italians are all criminals and porn actors with greasy hair, almost as bad at war as the French, stealing shit wherever they go. But they have big cocks.
- the Greeks are lazy and love to fuck young boys.
- Russians are all alcoholics, criminals, cheater, hackers and corrupt in any way. And they are the loudest and most unpleasant tourists anywhere.
- The Poles are the undenied masters in stealing. They can steal even your underwear while you are wearing it.
- The Swiss are some weird, paranoid mountain-Germans who desperately try to stay out of every conflict, and nobody really cares about them
- Austrians have incredibly low intelligence. "Dumb as an Austrian" is a popular swearword. Nobody cares about them either.
- Irish are a mixture between Italians and Russians: alcoholic criminals and too lazy or uncapable for proper work
- Scots fuck sheep. Nuff said.
- Yugoslavians are all war criminals and ordinary criminals as well.
- The Dutch are all weed smoking porn actors driving around in their caravans and live exclusively from breeding tulips or making Gouda. They ALL wear wooden shoes.
So really, dear Americans, don't take yourself too serious. There are far more jokes about the other nations which can't be transferred to another one than jokes about Americans in particular.
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