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Offline Barracuda

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Welcome to Barracudas

An exclusive club for noblemen of great virtue and indisputable heroism.

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Requirements: This club is only for noblemen with long swords.

You cannot bring glory with thin swords or stump maces, no matter how you use them. In addition, big twohanded maces are discouraged because it's too hard to retreat them from tight spots. Also showing too much prowess with such a huge instrument makes the jealous peasant rubble turn against you.

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Three GOLDEN rules for club members:

1. Never strike a woman.
Only use pierce.

2. Never stick your sword in a peasant.
They're unsatisfiable easy to overcome and if they're young, the common people will despise you for it.

3. Never use a shield.
It hinders your weapon too much. Sadly, in these days, the odds are that even the most formidable nobleman without a shield gets unwanted pricking.

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Perks for club members:
  • You're recognized as a true nobleman with a big honour
  • Unique banner to show it to everyone on the battlefield
  • Lordly protection for that hard struggle with your honour

If you want to apply, write an application in this thread (or don't) and apply in the website. Best applications/loomless newbies/only applicant gets to borrow my personal protection from the armoury.

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« Last Edit: July 02, 2012, 12:59:16 pm by Barracuda »

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Re: Barracudas (notreallyaclan)
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2012, 11:27:35 am »
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Re: Barracudas (notreallyaclan)
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2012, 12:49:04 pm »
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The golden rules are very well written and should lay the basics for every clan, gl!
I loot corpses of their golden teeth.
But he'll be around somewhere between Heaven and The Devil, because neither of them will take him in, and he'll be farting loudly and singing a filthy song.

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