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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2012, 07:38:31 pm »
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2012, 07:44:15 pm »
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Man, I love C&C Generals. Best C&C ever!
Always played the Terrorists and everyone pwned on LAN :D

Really need to install this again and play :o

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2012, 07:48:22 pm »
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Man, I love C&C Generals. Best C&C ever!
Always played the Terrorists and everyone on LAN :D

Really need to install this again and play :o


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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2012, 07:55:11 pm »
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I gonna look for my copy right now :O
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2012, 03:03:25 am »
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اللعنة عليك كل حمار

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DARK TIMES ARE APPROACHING OVER CALRADIA, HERETIC POPE OF THE AL-QAFIRUN chadzIANS, HEAD OF THE IBLIS, SERPENT'S HIMSELF CALLED FOR UNHOLY CRUSADE TO SPREAD HIS SICK TEACHINGS BY FORCE, HIS ARMY OF PIGS BEGUN MARCHING TOWARDS INNOCENT E-MUSLIMS OF CALRADIA.

ALLAH, THE RULER ONE'S LIGHT MUST BE BROUGHT UPON THE IBLIS' ARMY! OUR HIGH KEBAB COUNCIL DECLARES HOLY JIHAD TO DEFEND THE FREE KEBAB, ACCORDING TO THE AUTHORITY GIVEN BY LORD OF THE PIXEL UNIVERSES. IT IS ALL E-MUSLIMS' DUTY TO JOIN THE ALLAH'S ARMY AND TO HALAL SLAUGHTER THE INVADING TEMPLOL INFIDELS. OUR FACTION WILL PROVIDE FREE AK-47S, KEBABS AND GOATS FOR EVERY SOLDIER OF THE LIGHT WHO DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO ALLAH'S HOLY CAUSE. THE LORD WILL GRANT 40 VIRGINS IN HEAVEN TO THOSE WHO WILL FALL WHILE DEFENDING AGAINST SERPENT. ALL WIVES AND CAMELS OF THE MARTYRS WILL BE LOOKED AFTER BY OUR COUNCIL.

ALL E-MUSLIM FACTIONS, ALL KEBAB LOVERS, JOIN AND SHARE OUR HOLY CAUSE NOW!


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THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO PAR-TEY IN HEAVEN!

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MAY ALLAH THE MERCIFUL, GRANTS US DECISIVE VICTORY!

ZANGA ZANGA!

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BASHIBAZOUKS
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P.S. ALLAH DOES NOT WANT ANY CENABET TEEN MEMBERS OF THE CRAPIKULU IN THIS HOLY JIHAD. YALLAH NOW!
INB4 LOLBERYN AND SWIDJOmy old friend RAGE

I can only approve, it is signed. Much loling was had.

But I shall bath in more E-Muslim blood before... I don't know like a week or something, maybe... Well at some point I will crush some poor sod with a big sky rock farted from the sky by the great sky-donkey himself!
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2012, 08:23:53 am »
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I can only approve, it is signed. Much loling was had.

But I shall bath in more E-Muslim blood before... I don't know like a week or something, maybe... Well at some point I will crush some poor sod with a big sky rock farted from the sky by the great sky-equus africanus asinus himself!

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2012, 08:34:21 am »
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dafuq are those things on the trucks?

UB-16 rocket pod looted from aircraft and lashed on a truck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-5_rocket
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2012, 03:03:06 pm »
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UB-16 rocket pod looted from aircraft and lashed on a truck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-5_rocket

and how the hell do you know that?......

well I had a sneaky feeling it was some kinda explosive thing.
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2012, 03:30:33 pm »
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I still like C&C Red Alert when I think of console RTS games.  Was great when you built up so much that the playstation could't handle all the shit going on.
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2012, 03:51:37 pm »
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and how the hell do you know that?......

well I had a sneaky feeling it was some kinda explosive thing.
Come on, those things are like on every soviet/russian chopper/plane/thingy in games like CoD and BF and <insert any "modern" setting game name here>

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2012, 03:57:41 pm »
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I still like C&C Red Alert when I think of console RTS games.  Was great when you built up so much that the playstation could't handle all the shit going on.
Why on earth would you play a RTS on a freaking console?!  :shock:
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2012, 06:00:13 pm »
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Why on earth would you play a RTS on a freaking console?!  :shock:

Because it was fucking 1996, i was 13 or 14, and all I had was a playstation, and I didn't get into computer gaming until around 1998 with half-life mods and ultima online (well actually probably just before that was rainbow six).

It's called nostalgia.
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2012, 10:06:21 pm »
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Muslim religion is not your toy, stop making jokes about Muslims and get back to your real life fools!

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2012, 10:22:31 pm »
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Muslim religion is not your toy, stop making jokes about Muslims and get back to your real life fools!
You realise most people posting here are actually turkish and muslims?
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