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JIHAD CALLED!!!
« on: June 27, 2012, 08:24:45 pm »
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اللعنة عليك كل حمار

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CLICK SPOILER TO TURN ON SON OF ABAY MODE (THREAD MUSIC INSIDE)
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DARK TIMES ARE APPROACHING OVER CALRADIA, HERETIC POPE OF THE AL-QAFIRUN chadzIANS, HEAD OF THE IBLIS, SERPENT'S HIMSELF CALLED FOR UNHOLY CRUSADE TO SPREAD HIS SICK TEACHINGS BY FORCE, HIS ARMY OF PIGS BEGUN MARCHING TOWARDS INNOCENT E-MUSLIMS OF CALRADIA.

ALLAH, THE RULER ONE'S LIGHT MUST BE BROUGHT UPON THE IBLIS' ARMY! OUR HIGH KEBAB COUNCIL DECLARES HOLY JIHAD TO DEFEND THE FREE KEBAB, ACCORDING TO THE AUTHORITY GIVEN BY LORD OF THE PIXEL UNIVERSES. IT IS ALL E-MUSLIMS' DUTY TO JOIN THE ALLAH'S ARMY AND TO HALAL SLAUGHTER THE INVADING TEMPLOL INFIDELS. OUR FACTION WILL PROVIDE FREE AK-47S, KEBABS AND GOATS FOR EVERY SOLDIER OF THE LIGHT WHO DEDICATES HIS LIFE TO ALLAH'S HOLY CAUSE. THE LORD WILL GRANT 40 VIRGINS IN HEAVEN TO THOSE WHO WILL FALL WHILE DEFENDING AGAINST SERPENT. ALL WIVES AND CAMELS OF THE MARTYRS WILL BE LOOKED AFTER BY OUR COUNCIL.

ALL E-MUSLIM FACTIONS, ALL KEBAB LOVERS, JOIN AND SHARE OUR HOLY CAUSE NOW!


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IBLIS WILL NOT SUCCEED!



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THEY ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO PAR-TEY IN HEAVEN!

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MAY ALLAH THE MERCIFUL, GRANTS US DECISIVE VICTORY!

ZANGA ZANGA!

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P.S. ALLAH DOES NOT WANT ANY CENABET TEEN MEMBERS OF THE CRAPIKULU IN THIS HOLY JIHAD. YALLAH NOW!
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 08:32:11 pm »
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 08:57:26 pm »
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Best of luck heretic.
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 09:00:23 pm »
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Best of luck heretic.

you'll taste the scimitar, infidel!
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2012, 09:18:20 pm »
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Best of luck heretic.
you'll burn.

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 09:28:38 pm »
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can i have your ladies?
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 09:34:57 pm »
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This is going to be awesome.

And when there is nothing left but Druzhina, we hopefully get a new Strategus including a nice wipe. Hopefully worth playing  :? :wink:
When west germany annexed east germany, nobody moved a finger too.

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 09:52:22 pm »
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can i have your ladies?

you have to die for the cause, otherwise you'll get goats

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 09:56:31 pm »
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i am former camelscreamer so i am fine with camels, no goats please.
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 10:00:29 pm »
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i am former camelscreamer so i am fine with camels, no goats please.

i know, derpkutatti
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 10:03:48 pm »
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Goat is beating camel on the poll, this cannot and will not be tolerated!
Don't.

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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 10:07:57 pm »
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Goat is beating camel on the poll, this cannot and will not be tolerated!

I cannot but wonder what the Nords are willing to sacrifice for the goat to prevail?
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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2012, 10:26:20 pm »
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Goat is beating camel on the poll, this cannot and will not be tolerated!

wanna have couple of reindeers?
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2012, 11:38:01 pm »
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WOW you call this when I am going on holiday well...... you got real kebab balls Cicero!!!!!
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Re: JIHAD CALLED!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2012, 12:09:53 am »
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I prefer a good kebab (especially this from Adana), than animalistic heretics. Jihad +1!
...holiday... pfff... what a cheap excuse ... next time inform us about your plans in advance  :wink:
In this way, instead of 107, we have only 106 Templars to kill  :lol:

PS. I don't understand this fascination with virgins ... they are so inexperienced  :mrgreen:
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