Introduction:
Oh! Haiz! ^o_o^
I was a bit bored a few seconds ago... and some people get whiny about that warning-level caused by their negative awesomeness...
Me, as I see me myself am a good example for a troll, (not that I am proud of it, naaah!) so i thought I will help those people to understand why I am not-warned and they are.
The Tut...Trolltorial itself
Well, it is really easy... if you know the rules and follow them.
First one:visitors can't see pics , please
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loginBe an Archer! It is important, that you go on peoples nerves from a good distance! Don't get into Meelee-fights (But if you see one... shoot blindly at the fighters!) You will need some athletics, because if the enemy comes you have to run... when you left them behind, turn around and shoot at them again.
If you hit your team-mates... well... the arrow slipped. or they ran in your way. Even if you shot at them on purpose!
Second one:visitors can't see pics , please
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Fit
your clothes to the map. If its sand, wear yellow. If it's forest/weed wear green. If its snow, wear white... and so on.
Third one:visitors can't see pics , please
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loginHide behind every shit you can find. make sure your enemies cant see you while you shoot at them. That's why you did fit your clothes to the surroundings!
Fourth one:(Images will follow)
Your K/D... Listen:
the K/D does NOT! under NO circumstances! matter in any way! You hit every enemy twice! Just the armors are overpowered and the arrows are too nerfed, so you cant kill a bloody peasant with three shots! And you are level30! Also the server-lags are too hard... every half second you jump back to where you were two seconds ago! It's your allmighty skill that you hit anything! And you died because your teammates didn't defend you! And because of the laggy server, by the way!
Fifth one:(Images will follow)
Only
shoot at peasants or people with light-armor... you need that to have a good K/D!
Sixth one:Do
Something for the Community (in Example a Factionlist - DON'T COPY MY IDEAS!). Do as you would be annoyed by adding people in it and let them wait a week until you add their clans or change stuff.
Answer noobish questions... and be nice, you need most of the noobs for your clan!
Seventh one:Find an
other clan (for Example "HRE") and say mean things to/about them until they lower your awesomeness every day (like small childs... "if you don't stop talking like that I will hold my breath!").
Eight one:If you're trolling on
teh forumz... make sure you say
the truth. Just what you think, not more or worse. If you think something good, screw it down a bit, so that you don't praise the other one too much. They shall not get the feeling that they did something good or that you like them.
Ninth one:React! If you get praised... don't forget to say thanks. If somebody flames you... answer him in a nice way that he is nothing and should not be such an asshole on the forumz. Also report his Post to the Admins and Rate him down the whole next 7 days.
Tenth one:Troll around on
the IRC. But be sure that you troll in stupid jokes... so you annoy the operators and get kicked once in a while. Don't forget to tell them weird stuff about yourself (that is, if possible, true.)
Outro:
If you still become banned... well... why did you listen to me? I am a troll you brainless idiot! Do you really think I tell you the truth!? lawl 0vvn3zd!
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