-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.
-But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
-Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
-A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.