Can we talk about feign death?

[Pollux]

Let us talk in major about one of the most likely to be "game-changing features" in CRPG (I don't know if this will be a feature or not), but hopefully it will be.

To feign a death is the action or should I say inaction (LOL) of soliciting a predator's observation and making him/her believe that his prey is dead. Counterfactual conditional historical examples may be given upon request.

Distinctly I would like to talk about the great uses of feigning death in CRPG.

• Outwitting your opponent by feigning death in a pile of bodies, he has a low corpse limit in the graphical options so he notices your disguise and promptly feigns death next to you. Thus begins the feigning competition.
• Think fast! A cavalry is riding towards you at over 50mph. You feign death in order to avoid the couch.
• The server switches to a new map for us to beta-test. Everyone feigns death until admins change map.
• As long as collision properties still remain, you could make a bridge of people feigning deaths to the objective.
• The flag defense of many feigns. You and your clan mates with the same cool banner will feign your deaths in order to protect the flag using your bodies as obstacles, while us pros clean up the attackers attempting to jump over your bodies.

How much CRPG gold do I give to have this stickied?

[Kelugarn]

What? No...

[Nessaj]

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[Svitjodvarg]

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rofl. where do people find shit like that?

[Ad1no]

'LOL' sums up this idea

[Taser]

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[WITCHCRAFT]

as funny as it would be, an "activate ragdoll physics at will" button would hardly be of any use.

But imagine a legion of epileptic knights all flopping down in the middle of a battlefield at the same time.

or people having wiggle races down a hillside or set of stairs.

[Kafein]

Well that would force teabagging all the corpses you see to make sure they are dead.

[Vicious666]

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[BlindGuy]

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[Pollux]

Jesus took into His confidence a young Joseph of Arimathea. Knowing the Old Testament prophecies concerning the Messiah, Jesus ordered His life in such a way as to fulfill them. For example, Jesus arranged a feigned death on the cross by being administered a drug when the vinegar was offered. Then after He passed out from the drug, Joseph took His body to one of his tombs. When the effects of the drug wore off, Jesus appeared alive and revealed himself as the Messiah.

[Aleskander]

Jesus took into His confidence a young Joseph of Arimathea. Knowing the Old Testament prophecies concerning the Messiah, Jesus ordered His life in such a way as to fulfill them. For example, Jesus arranged a feigned death on the cross by being administered a drug when the vinegar was offered. Then after He passed out from the drug, Joseph took His body to one of his tombs. When the effects of the drug wore off, Jesus appeared alive and revealed himself as the Messiah.

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[BlindGuy]

While I'm sure that Jesus lived, I think it says a lot about how fucked his culture was at the time, morally and socially, that just by being a decent person he stood out SO much from his peers. As far as being the Messiah? Well, doesn't every Jewish woman think her child is God's gift? 

[Ad1no]

OP will burn forever

repent you stupid sinner with worst ideas ever

[Dexxtaa]

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