Mortimer was legendary. He should be resurrected to menace our channel once again. Here's more:
[23:27] <@Spleeno> Mortimer, what about Stalin?
[23:27] <@Mortimer> Spleeno: Stalin did the monster smash.
[23:28] <@Mortimer> Everkistus, Spleeno are you a cat irl
[15:05] <@Mortimer> Son_Of_Odin: I just wonder who i'll play homm with in the arse.
[15:05] <@Studykistus> he's going to play heroes of might and magic in the arse
[15:05] <@Son_Of_Odin> It is you Mortimer
[15:05] <@Mortimer> Son_Of_Odin, Last time. Me so horny. Me love you :d.
[23:01] <@Everkistus> Mortimer, what are you
[23:01] <@Mortimer> Everkistus: I am anti-templar.
[09:47] <@Studykistus> Mortimer soviet russia
[09:47] <@Mortimer> Studykistus: Soviet russia, bomb disarms you.