Friends, Admins, Esteemed Fellow Keyboard Warriors,
Have you ever had a little brother? A 13 year old little brother? Well, I have one. He's a teenager and a jerk. While I was out of the house today he logged on his CRPG character, and ignoring the rules I told him about, committed some kind of grievous offense such that my account was banned. The story is actually mildly amusing:
After a busy day of
work fighting evil, I returned home to log onto CRPG to enjoy some late night slaying. Much to my chagrin I discovered that I was banned from NA 1.
I immediately was suspicious since I am
infallible wasn't an asshole recently. I approached my dear brother, and inquired, "Why the fuck can't I log into NA1?"
"I dunno, I got kicked off for some reason and I didn't even do anything and I couldn't get back on. It's been awhile so it should be fine now."
"Well, did you teamkill?"; "No"; "Were you swearing at people"; "No"; "Were you spawning naked and leeching?"
"Oh I forgot that was against the rules."
So there you have it folks... I assume this the offense for which the account was banned. I
kicked my brother's ass for being a moron gave my brother a verbal reprimand and he has assured me that he will not be violating the rules again in the near future. Furthermore, I will take additional steps to police his behavior since he is a
stupid teenager
learning that the world won't put up with his bullshit.
Ergo, I am officially requesting to be unbanned based on the the foregoing.
Sincerely,
Holith
