I don't think I can take MM seriously enough to join.
Have you not seen how deeply serious the Egg King's history is? He conquered the fucking walls of Fallopia before you were fucking walking, don't spit on the Egg King by spouting such foolery in public, knave, or thine mighty Egg King shall come to your hut with an army and a noose.
TL;DR? Sploodge is fo' cereal yo.