CHRIS P. BACON'S MASTERWORKED HEAVY BASTARD SWORD EMPORIUM AND WAREHOUSE!

[Chris_P_Bacon]

CHRIS P. BACON'S MASTERWORKED HEAVY BASTARD SWORD EMPORIUM AND WAREHOUSE!
CHRIS P. BACON'S MASTERWORKED HEAVY BASTARD SWORD EMPORIUM AND WAREHOUSE!
CHRIS P. BACON'S MASTERWORKED HEAVY BASTARD SWORD EMPORIUM AND WAREHOUSE!


Hi, I'm Chris P. Bacon, President and CEO of Chris P. Bacon's Masterworked Heavy Bastard Sword Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on masterworked heavy bastard sword, and I am passing the savings on to you! Attract enemies to your steal, Make a splash of blood all over your best friends eye balls, Keep grandma safe, protect your crops. Execute your neighbors! Lop of a head! Massacre in church, or just slaughter babies! Whatever your masterworked heavy bastard sword needs are! So come on down to Chris P. Bacon's Masterworked Heavy Bastard Sword Emporium and Warehouse! The third house on the left in Fisdnar!

(click to show/hide)

50 gold per hit, I currently have 200 in stock and will make more if the money is given to me beforehand.

[MrShine]

Interesting store!  What exactly do you sell?

[Chris_P_Bacon]

Interesting store!  What exactly do you sell?

Oh you know, swords and stuff.