Astralis [NA]

[Taser]

I can make it shine.

This little light of mine?

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

this clan has come down with a bad case of the gay

[BranStark]

this clan has come down with a bad case of the gay

Agreed.

[spl00gedon]

this clan has come down with a bad case of the gay

Your avatar + this comment = Lolzzz

[kasMVC]

Keep hiding you pussies

[MrShine]

(also found at http://forum.meleegaming.com/events/murricca-c-rpg-clan-league-if-you-build-it-they-will-come/new/#new)
ATTN Frisia & Astralis folks:

I see there's a strat battle tonight at 10PM EST that a lot of us are signed up for.  Let's move our match to happen right after the battle (I'm guessing it will take ~30 minutes?).

That ok with everyone or should we find a different day?

11 PM EST, not 10.  Don't mind me.

[SittingBull]

I don't even begin to understand what your new avatar is

[Lord_Ryizine]

One does not simply ban SittingBull.

[Rain]

Hey Guys here's a link to the video and Screenshot from the tomfoolery we had last night when our chief Sittingbull was oh so unfortunately banned.

http://www.twitch.tv/fresh_pow/b/416763243

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=5wxw0m&s=5

First one's a video.. Sorry I sound like a fucking moron.  Second is a screenshot.

[MrShine]

I don't even begin to understand what your new avatar is

I don't know, I lost the bet to Frisia because of last night's scrim so I have to use this for 2 weeks.

Also NOOOOOOO SITTINGBULL!!!!  We must wage strat war on Para & KUTT for his heinous banning actions
...oh wait, KUTT is dead.  We won!

[kasMVC]

Why come not let alt in clan so I can banner stack with army and theo and captain morgan and my other astralis friends such as bran and others who i cannot remember also why cant you accept me to the clan so i can banner stack with my friends?

[SittingBull]

I think it just boils down to how stupid your face looks, bro.

[Rain]

I think it just boils down to how stupid your face looks, bro.

The man wants what he wants

[kasMVC]

As if I don't have enough self esteem issues to deal with


EDIT: You were tryna tap this ass back when you ran Blackbutts whats changed you tryna act like it aint good enough no more? Lol you buggin out, pencil penis can barely feel it as you slide it in so tenderly.

[MrShine]

This page is getting me hot and bothered.

also: Astralis at Independants Saturday 6/22 @ 11 PM EST

Can we muster the troops and get a good set of 8?  *COUGHLUKDON'TBESICKTHISTIMECOUGH*