- ... I knew it! Busted condom. I should bail before she wakes up.
- ... ahhh here it is! ... 'How to Remove A Broken Spear Head to Revive Your Mount. - Page 58'  ... dang ok, lettsee, fifty six...cmon cmon, fifty seven... sixty...  six .. tee .. ooooonnnnee....  fuck.
-  ... Ok Luke, coast is clear. Get the F out. . . and tell your sister she owes me a bj for this one.
- ... Oh. Ha ha, fucking hilarious Conan! Dickhead. -tears-