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Re: [Deserter]Deserters (Invite Only)[NEW POLL]
« Reply #2205 on: April 27, 2013, 10:55:55 am »
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« Reply #2206 on: April 27, 2013, 11:15:20 am »
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Double post ftw.

You know its epic ts time when:

<11:10:17> "TiberiusX": Jesus, fucking lord of all bitches that have ever exsisted what a fucking morning
<11:10:40> "TiberiusX": last night I slightly closed my bedroom door
<11:11:03> "TiberiusX": when I wanted to get out, it turned out that the lock had somehow misteriously closed itself on my door
<11:11:13> "TiberiusX": And nobody has a key for that old door
<11:11:36> "TiberiusX": So I was like fuck it will take care of it in the morning
<11:12:01> "TiberiusX": And now I spent like fucking 5 hours breaking myself open from my bedroom door
<11:12:08> "TiberiusX": in my UNDERPANTS!
<11:12:20> "TiberiusX": cause its a fucking bedroom, I dont have a crowbar there
<11:12:34> "TiberiusX": and 2 more hours rebuilding the door



Wololololo



2nd part:

11:17:21> "TiberiusX": I called mom in finland. "Said im stuck. 100 euros for the locksmith to bust me out". And she was "100€? fuck that, break yourself out you fucking pussy"
<11:17:26> "TiberiusX": thanks alot MOM!
<11:17:45> "TiberiusX": still thou, spared 100€
<11:18:24> "TiberiusX": She was totally like: Quit being a child and get yourself out
<11:18:31> "TiberiusX": Im like how the fuck?
<11:18:37> "TiberiusX": And she said dont break the door
<11:18:41> "TiberiusX": and im again WTF?
<11:18:50> "TiberiusX": what am I a fucking wizard


:D :D :D



3rd part:

<11:21:42> "TiberiusX": I managed to break the lockpart and barely bust the door open
<11:21:59> "TiberiusX": rebuilt it with shitty screws and a screwdriver
<11:22:06> "TiberiusX": removed the asshole lock completely
<11:22:34> "TiberiusX": this shall not happen again
<11:22:53> "TiberiusX": oh man...
<11:23:00> "TiberiusX": wierd shit always happens to me
<11:23:20> "TiberiusX": im like Stiffler in americanpie
<11:23:24> "TiberiusX": always getting into shit
« Last Edit: April 27, 2013, 11:24:28 am by Idzo »
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Re: [Deserter]Deserters (Invite Only)[NEW POLL]
« Reply #2207 on: April 27, 2013, 12:22:47 pm »
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The modern tales of Tiberius the Lame. :D

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Re: [Deserter]Deserters (Invite Only)[NEW POLL]
« Reply #2208 on: April 27, 2013, 01:19:17 pm »
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Double post ftw.

You know its epic ts time when:

<11:10:17> "TiberiusX": Jesus, fucking lord of all bitches that have ever exsisted what a fucking morning
<11:10:40> "TiberiusX": last night I slightly closed my bedroom door
<11:11:03> "TiberiusX": when I wanted to get out, it turned out that the lock had somehow misteriously closed itself on my door
<11:11:13> "TiberiusX": And nobody has a key for that old door
<11:11:36> "TiberiusX": So I was like fuck it will take care of it in the morning
<11:12:01> "TiberiusX": And now I spent like fucking 5 hours breaking myself open from my bedroom door
<11:12:08> "TiberiusX": in my UNDERPANTS!
<11:12:20> "TiberiusX": cause its a fucking bedroom, I dont have a crowbar there
<11:12:34> "TiberiusX": and 2 more hours rebuilding the door



Wololololo



2nd part:

11:17:21> "TiberiusX": I called mom in finland. "Said im stuck. 100 euros for the locksmith to bust me out". And she was "100€? fuck that, break yourself out you fucking pussy"
<11:17:26> "TiberiusX": thanks alot MOM!
<11:17:45> "TiberiusX": still thou, spared 100€
<11:18:24> "TiberiusX": She was totally like: Quit being a child and get yourself out
<11:18:31> "TiberiusX": Im like how the fuck?
<11:18:37> "TiberiusX": And she said dont break the door
<11:18:41> "TiberiusX": and im again WTF?
<11:18:50> "TiberiusX": what am I a fucking wizard


:D :D :D



3rd part:

<11:21:42> "TiberiusX": I managed to break the lockpart and barely bust the door open
<11:21:59> "TiberiusX": rebuilt it with shitty screws and a screwdriver
<11:22:06> "TiberiusX": removed the asshole lock completely
<11:22:34> "TiberiusX": this shall not happen again
<11:22:53> "TiberiusX": oh man...
<11:23:00> "TiberiusX": wierd shit always happens to me
<11:23:20> "TiberiusX": im like Stiffler in americanpie
<11:23:24> "TiberiusX": always getting into shit

only happends in Estonia...
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« Reply #2209 on: April 27, 2013, 08:58:54 pm »
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<11:21:42> "TiberiusX": I managed to break the lockpart and barely bust the door open
<11:21:59> "TiberiusX": rebuilt it with shitty screws and a screwdriver
<11:22:06> "TiberiusX": removed the asshole lock completely
<11:22:34> "TiberiusX": this shall not happen again
<11:22:53> "TiberiusX": oh man...
<11:23:00> "TiberiusX": wierd shit always happens to me
<11:23:20> "TiberiusX": im like Stiffler in americanpie
<11:23:24> "TiberiusX": always getting into shit

I would have broken the lock with mah fists and kicks  :lol:

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« Reply #2210 on: April 28, 2013, 02:44:54 pm »
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Bump! :D
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« Reply #2211 on: April 29, 2013, 08:43:11 am »
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Double post ftw.

You know its epic ts time when:

<11:10:17> "TiberiusX": Jesus, fucking lord of all bitches that have ever exsisted what a fucking morning
<11:10:40> "TiberiusX": last night I slightly closed my bedroom door
<11:11:03> "TiberiusX": when I wanted to get out, it turned out that the lock had somehow misteriously closed itself on my door
<11:11:13> "TiberiusX": And nobody has a key for that old door
<11:11:36> "TiberiusX": So I was like fuck it will take care of it in the morning
<11:12:01> "TiberiusX": And now I spent like fucking 5 hours breaking myself open from my bedroom door
<11:12:08> "TiberiusX": in my UNDERPANTS!
<11:12:20> "TiberiusX": cause its a fucking bedroom, I dont have a crowbar there
<11:12:34> "TiberiusX": and 2 more hours rebuilding the door



Wololololo



2nd part:

11:17:21> "TiberiusX": I called mom in finland. "Said im stuck. 100 euros for the locksmith to bust me out". And she was "100€? fuck that, break yourself out you fucking pussy"
<11:17:26> "TiberiusX": thanks alot MOM!
<11:17:45> "TiberiusX": still thou, spared 100€
<11:18:24> "TiberiusX": She was totally like: Quit being a child and get yourself out
<11:18:31> "TiberiusX": Im like how the fuck?
<11:18:37> "TiberiusX": And she said dont break the door
<11:18:41> "TiberiusX": and im again WTF?
<11:18:50> "TiberiusX": what am I a fucking wizard


:D :D :D



3rd part:

<11:21:42> "TiberiusX": I managed to break the lockpart and barely bust the door open
<11:21:59> "TiberiusX": rebuilt it with shitty screws and a screwdriver
<11:22:06> "TiberiusX": removed the asshole lock completely
<11:22:34> "TiberiusX": this shall not happen again
<11:22:53> "TiberiusX": oh man...
<11:23:00> "TiberiusX": wierd shit always happens to me
<11:23:20> "TiberiusX": im like Stiffler in americanpie
<11:23:24> "TiberiusX": always getting into shit

This made my day guys!! :D I can just imagine the whole thing, Tiberius crying and arguing with his mom for an hour.. and after that trying to kick in the door and hurt his foot, back to crying... and then finally gets the door open and the rest of the day he's fucking pissed :D

Epic story man!!
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« Reply #2212 on: April 29, 2013, 05:07:38 pm »
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This made my day guys!! :D I can just imagine the whole thing, Tiberius crying and arguing with his mom for an hour.. and after that trying to kick in the door and hurt his foot, back to crying... and then finally gets the door open and the rest of the day he's fucking pissed :D

Epic story man!!


MOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOM GIVZ 100€!!!

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« Reply #2213 on: April 29, 2013, 06:40:31 pm »
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Spoke with mom for like 2 minutes.
It was more like:
Me:"Im stuck in my room"
Mom:"well shit, totally your own fault that soviet lock closed by itself and the mechanisim inside the lock fucked itself up(everything basically worked for 25 years). Get yourself out of there than, quit being a baby. You 20."
Me: "Well yea, but I have to break the door than."
Mom:"yea, dont break the door"
Me:"Locksmith costs 100€, give meh 100€".
Mom: "No, thats too much, every moron can open that shitty soviet lock(basically not understanding that im in my bedroom, no hammers or any tools at all)."
Me: "well apparently im not every moron."
Mom: "well what do you want me to do about it?"
Me:"thanks for nothing mom, will figure this shit out myself."

Tbh one thing I did not mention about it. Was that I broke myself out of there with a fork and one tiny screwdriver. Yea....I am totally not shitting you. With a motherfucking fork. :lol:

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« Reply #2214 on: April 29, 2013, 07:06:23 pm »
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Tbh one thing I did not mention about it. Was that I broke myself out of there with a fork and one tiny screwdriver. Yea....I am totally not shitting you. With a motherfucking fork. :lol:


Why do you have a fork and a screwdriver in your bedroom? :P
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« Reply #2215 on: April 29, 2013, 07:13:51 pm »
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Why do you have a fork and a screwdriver in your bedroom? :P

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« Reply #2216 on: April 29, 2013, 07:45:58 pm »
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I eat breakfast in my bedroom while watching tv. Thank god I had fork etc in my bedroom from lazyness. The screwdriver however....for random repairsituations.

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« Reply #2217 on: April 30, 2013, 12:03:29 am »
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« Reply #2218 on: April 30, 2013, 03:45:18 am »
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Was a good laugh, definitely.
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« Reply #2219 on: April 30, 2013, 02:50:54 pm »
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hahah ending part is best
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