Double post ftw.
You know its epic ts time when:
<11:10:17> "TiberiusX": Jesus, fucking lord of all bitches that have ever exsisted what a fucking morning
<11:10:40> "TiberiusX": last night I slightly closed my bedroom door
<11:11:03> "TiberiusX": when I wanted to get out, it turned out that the lock had somehow misteriously closed itself on my door
<11:11:13> "TiberiusX": And nobody has a key for that old door
<11:11:36> "TiberiusX": So I was like fuck it will take care of it in the morning
<11:12:01> "TiberiusX": And now I spent like fucking 5 hours breaking myself open from my bedroom door
<11:12:08> "TiberiusX": in my UNDERPANTS!
<11:12:20> "TiberiusX": cause its a fucking bedroom, I dont have a crowbar there
<11:12:34> "TiberiusX": and 2 more hours rebuilding the door
Wololololo
2nd part:
11:17:21> "TiberiusX": I called mom in finland. "Said im stuck. 100 euros for the locksmith to bust me out". And she was "100€? fuck that, break yourself out you fucking pussy"
<11:17:26> "TiberiusX": thanks alot MOM!
<11:17:45> "TiberiusX": still thou, spared 100€
<11:18:24> "TiberiusX": She was totally like: Quit being a child and get yourself out
<11:18:31> "TiberiusX": Im like how the fuck?
<11:18:37> "TiberiusX": And she said dont break the door
<11:18:41> "TiberiusX": and im again WTF?
<11:18:50> "TiberiusX": what am I a fucking wizard
3rd part:
<11:21:42> "TiberiusX": I managed to break the lockpart and barely bust the door open
<11:21:59> "TiberiusX": rebuilt it with shitty screws and a screwdriver
<11:22:06> "TiberiusX": removed the asshole lock completely
<11:22:34> "TiberiusX": this shall not happen again
<11:22:53> "TiberiusX": oh man...
<11:23:00> "TiberiusX": wierd shit always happens to me
<11:23:20> "TiberiusX": im like Stiffler in americanpie
<11:23:24> "TiberiusX": always getting into shit