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Offline TurmoilTom

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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #45 on: May 06, 2012, 09:09:22 pm »
But, alas, our thoughts are with you, dear Aussies. When we place cheeks upon toilet to shit.

Indeed. I cannot help but think of PK when I journey to the porcelain chair.

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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2012, 04:30:29 am »
Stop feeding these trolls, these inbred sons of rapists and murderers. Amusing that the poor bastards actually think they are something, such ignorance can only be found on a dry piece of shit island.

But, alas, our thoughts are with you, dear Aussies. When we place cheeks upon toilet to shit.

Nice one!

..just wanted to make you feel like someone cares about what you think of Australia.
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2012, 06:46:12 am »
Kadeth is the only non-PK to earn our respect ever.

I suggest that the pathetic American cRPG community lift their game before our wonderful tour planned for 2013 (thats right we got a sponsor). PK could defeat 200+ opposition and we number only 1 dozen see if this can be done when we are over their. It would be funny to watch my Two handed sword rapidly change colour to a rich crimson as the bodies pile at the feet of a small band of PK elites.

We make predator look like a pussy.
We are faster than a Blackbird.
We do not loose.

PK elites only know victory.
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2012, 09:55:05 am »
Not enough ego-flaunting(and you do it so poorly too).

Nice fiction, though.
...watch my Two handed sword rapidly change colour to a rich crimson...

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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2012, 12:35:11 pm »
and if Khorin is the best you have.
lol, if you thought Khorin was the best EU player you sure as fuck is gonna get owned by any of the good ones...
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« Last Edit: May 13, 2012, 12:37:32 pm by Zlisch_The_Butcher »
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2012, 12:39:37 pm »

We do not loose.


Nice disclaimer.


PK elites only know victory.

Oh wait it wasn't.

Not sure why, but that spelling mistake really gets me...
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2012, 12:54:52 pm »
lol, if you thought Khorin was the best EU player you sure as fuck is gonna get owned by any of the good ones...
...I bet even Bjord could rape you...

Sorry, I just assumed he was. as EU are that negligible, they lost to NA in the cav tournament. Given this information, why bother check out the lowbies of the community?

BTW: INB4 you commit suicide IRL after I throw a lance at your chars face.

Now, you assume that throwing takes skill, that automatically ruins any credibility you had. Secondly, I doubt a retard on your magnitude would even know how to throw.

I also heard you're quite the rager, so... If PK rolls through, you might go through quite a few computers.
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2012, 12:57:02 pm »
Not sure why, but that spelling mistake really gets me...

Owens, is a fine example of a man with correct priorities. A man, that failed English in high-school, due to his chronic warband addiction. Due to these habits, he has become one of the most formidable combatants around. So, watch who you talk to like that son, because I would bet my left nut, that this guy would show you how it's done.
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2012, 05:37:07 pm »
Assuming it takes skill in this fail animation abusing mod, derp.

Equip yourself with a bow and some arrows and start pew pewing and laugh at these ridiculous LARPing ''knights''.
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2012, 07:55:41 pm »
Owens, is a fine example of a man with correct priorities. A man, that failed English in high-school, due to his chronic warband addiction. Due to these habits, he has become one of the most formidable combatants around. So, watch who you talk to like that son, because I would bet my left nut, that this guy would show you how it's done.
Bitch, unless that my old friend gets his ass to EU before cRPG dies forever you owe me a your left testicle.
1H stab is the fastest, strongest and longest 1H animation. There's no reason NOT to use it in all instances. I don't know if it's OP, but it's boring. 1H used to be fun because you had a fast (left), long (right) and the most devastating attack (stab) and had to choose the best attack for each occasion.

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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2012, 09:37:57 pm »
I quit PK.

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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2012, 09:46:00 pm »
I quit PK.

Weak clan.

Wow,Leshma,you finally got to your senses!

Now i don't at least hate you!
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2012, 10:37:06 pm »
I quit PK.

Weak clan.

Why did you join at the first place?
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2012, 10:50:38 pm »
He mistook inflated ego for skill.  :lol:
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Re: PK U.S Tour
« Reply #59 on: May 13, 2012, 11:50:34 pm »
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