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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2012, 08:34:17 am »
This is you trying out cavalry:
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Well that didn't go very well so you respecced into a full strenght infantry build:
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That didn't work either so you figured out to try archery and go to elevated positions. This is what happened when you got too cocky:
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After even archery failed our fine knight chooses to try crossbow:
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Hmph! Crossbow didnt work either! Then you went back to melee build. "I take 2h weapons this time! Gonna steal some kills and be like boss!"
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Then you came to the forums and claiming you want "Knight" title. Who knows maybe you'll get it. But in the end you become really bored to the game and start playing Tribes instead:
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2012, 08:41:33 am »
Im not trying to be annoying or anything i just want to be wholeheartedly truthful. I am the greatest noob warrior probably ever to play the game. I constantly have better KtoD ratio, and im a expert shot and blocker. Im always saving my team and im probably the only american to own rageball. All im saying is that.. If someone is out there i deserve to be promoted to above peasant. My chivalry is unflappable, my honour is undenyable, and my bravery is renowned.


Please promote to higher rank.

this is not rage poll or anything i am dead serious and sober. And im gen 1 and only 14.
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2012, 09:45:47 am »
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D'awww.   :oops:

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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2012, 09:47:23 am »
everyone should give all of their looms and gold to this guy, i mean c'mon he clearly deserves it   8-)
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2012, 09:49:02 am »
everyone should give all of our looms and gold to this guy, i mean c'mon he clearly deserves it   8-)
He has had so hard life in cRPG and all ^^
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2012, 10:14:57 am »
He has had so hard life in cRPG and all ^^

exactly, the poor guys been here a whole fucking month and he still has peasant next to his name like everybody else has, c'mon devs why isn't this top of your priority list?  :evil:
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2012, 11:03:59 am »
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2012, 02:15:54 pm »
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Has swagger.


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ive already have your routers ip address i suggest you dont say troll shit anymore unless you know who your fucking with and no im not 14 im the founder of celtic heroes and one thumb mobile so fuck off or ill wipe your computer out after i spam it with viruses peon







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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2012, 02:29:29 pm »
The one with the fat kid and the Nintendo controllers was appropriately saved to photos lmfao! The amount of time put into combating my declarations would be better put to use in combating a new wave of pros coming into CRPG like me.

KEEP PRACTICING!! You'll get to my skill lvl soon!

I've given myself my OWN rank since I found out I could edit profile! so in the words of our greatest president EVER "Misson accomplished!"


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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2012, 02:31:29 pm »
HAHAH you liked my PM?? I just noticed you post it!

I figured I'd put a shitty MMO on there cause nooses heard of it.

That was in a moment while I was in castle Bourbon last night, sorry :rolleyes:
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2012, 02:34:51 pm »
1. You still cannot play, you have no understanding at all of the game.

2. Im still waiting for the spam of viruses that are gonna whipe my computer out....

3. It still says Peasant under your name...you cannot change that, and if a forummod does change it, in this community I doubt it will be to your likeing. Just chillout, and stop staying up past your bedtime, its making you grumpy.

EDIT: Oh btw, maybe join a faction, and get some land, then you COULD actually be a lord, your entry to each server announced, and everyone will see and be like, Oh, A Lord. Rather than noone noticing your pathetic footjousting.
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2012, 02:48:04 pm »
In fact i just got done with a siege and i went 11-4 im freaking better than you old farts.

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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2012, 02:49:46 pm »
O great forum Gods, I call on you to change taeostine's rank to something more...appropriate  :wink:

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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2012, 02:50:17 pm »
O great forum Gods, I call on you to change taeostine's rank to something more...appropriate  :wink:

Yes please I heartily +1 this proposition.


EDIT: O and get me a proxy cause he is gonna spam my pc with viruses!  :mrgreen:
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Re: Best gen 1 noob ever to play crpg! Taeostine
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2012, 02:52:56 pm »
yes i am OP

Nerf this guy, I don't want OP Knights in my CRPG.

Because it's so unfair when a gen 1 character is more beef than my gen 1 character.

I only get to run round with padded clothe and a Swiss Halberd.

taeostine, take me as your Squire!