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Offline Tyrell

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #90 on: April 20, 2012, 04:46:11 pm »
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Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet.  To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable.  You will never achieve anything of merit.  Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail.  You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you.  You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division.  Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning.  Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence.  Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle.  This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely.  You peaked when you fell out of the womb. 


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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #91 on: April 20, 2012, 04:56:30 pm »
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Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet.  To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable.  You will never achieve anything of merit.  Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail.  You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you.  You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division.  Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning.  Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence.  Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle.  This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely.  You peaked when you fell out of the womb. 


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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #92 on: April 20, 2012, 04:58:54 pm »
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Quite.

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #93 on: April 20, 2012, 05:12:31 pm »
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Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet.  To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable.  You will never achieve anything of merit.  Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail.  You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you.  You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division.  Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning.  Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence.  Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle.  This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely.  You peaked when you fell out of the womb. 


Get out and never return.
wow, this post is the embodiment of pure troll and some hatred

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2012, 07:02:04 pm »
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Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet.  To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable.  You will never achieve anything of merit.  Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail.  You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you.  You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division.  Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning.  Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence.  Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle.  This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely.  You peaked when you fell out of the womb. 


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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #95 on: April 20, 2012, 07:44:03 pm »
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Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet.  To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable.  You will never achieve anything of merit.  Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail.  You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you.  You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division.  Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning.  Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence.  Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle.  This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely.  You peaked when you fell out of the womb. 


Get out and never return.

I had a serious tl;dr moment there, you should hurl better zings like BADPLAYER instead of posting essays like ToD.
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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #96 on: April 20, 2012, 07:57:43 pm »
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Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet.  To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable.  You will never achieve anything of merit.  Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail.  You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you.  You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division.  Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning.  Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence.  Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle.  This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely.  You peaked when you fell out of the womb. 


Get out and never return.

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2012, 12:56:48 am »
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    PRO_GoD_TurmoilTom_BS_SV   -   I'm coming up with... 99.99... repeating of course... percentage of domination.

Would prefer it like this, tbh
« Last Edit: April 21, 2012, 01:15:15 am by TurmoilTom »

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #98 on: April 21, 2012, 01:37:44 am »
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I had a serious tl;dr moment there, you should hurl better zings like BADPLAYER instead of posting essays like ToD.

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Could you please read it for MEEEEEE, ToD?

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #99 on: April 21, 2012, 03:23:55 am »
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We Pro Now

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #100 on: April 21, 2012, 05:02:29 am »
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Tears of Destiny, your foulness transcends cRPG, video games, and the internet.  To begin, everything you are is utterly replaceable.  You will never achieve anything of merit.  Any attempt you have ever made to distinguish yourself has, and will, fail.  You are a liability to anyone who has ever had the misfortune of interacting with you.  You are a single celled organism still trapped in the primordial soup of creation; you are not even capable of cell division.  Your only accomplishment to date has been dodging natures evolutionary attempts to prevent you from ever spawning.  Every moment of your life has been utterly forgettable; your existence is indistinguishable from nonexistence.  Your magnum opus will be eclipsed by the bowel movement of an average man who lives a sedentary lifestyle.  This post which I have invested a trivial amount of effort into is of better quality than the combined product of all your endeavors multiplied indefinitely.  You peaked when you fell out of the womb. 


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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #101 on: April 21, 2012, 05:57:49 am »
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Hey Sigvard remember when I owned you like 40 minutes ago, yeah pro my ass
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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #102 on: April 21, 2012, 06:03:09 am »
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OFFICIAL GG HAS JOINED PRO WELCOME!!!!
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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #103 on: April 21, 2012, 06:15:40 am »
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#1 na/eu cav, melee and ranged clan pro clan

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Re: PROfessionalz (NA_CRPG_HEROES) INVITE ONLY CLUB
« Reply #104 on: April 21, 2012, 06:45:08 am »
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I can out archer your "pro" archers any day and some of you I can beat with my archer build any day. Pro my ass
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