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[Korgoth]

What the shit is going on...

[Tom Cruise]

"Hi I'm an archer I can kill most people in 2-3 shots, but when a 2h kills me in melee (something he may be more fitted to fight me in)....

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DUHHHHHH DA CLASS IS BROKIN! NERF DA SHIET OUT OF IT PLEEEEEAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZEEEE! TOOOOO HANDURRRRR OVERPOWUUURD!

[betard_lulz]

"hi im a 2h when i stab I outreach everyone. When I get blocked there is no stun LOL balanced QQ nubs"

[Tom Cruise]

"hi im a 2h when i stab I outreach everyone. When I get blocked there is no stun LOL balanced QQ nubs"

Please tell me what it is not supposed to out reach. A 1h? If you think a 1h is gunna outreach a longer weapon that requires two hands to wield it, your out of your mind. If you say it outreaches all of the polearms, your talking out of your ass. Stab for most polearms is where it should be. Take the elegant poleaxe for example. Got good swings with good reach and speed and damage. Now the stab is short however, but thats just because that how you would attack with that weapon. Your not going to grab it at the very end of the pole and extend every part of your body to outreach something, you would no power or control. Its like if your playing hockey and your try and hold the stick at the very end like a fucking golf club.

[betard_lulz]

Please tell me what it is not supposed to out reach.

something with longer reach than it. yet they consistently do all the time. It's ok yuros keep killing this mod one nerf at a time.

[Korgoth]

Please tell me what it is not supposed to out reach. A 1h? If you think a 1h is gunna outreach a longer weapon that requires two hands to wield it, your out of your mind. If you say it outreaches all of the polearms, your talking out of your ass. Stab for most polearms is where it should be. Take the elegant poleaxe for example. Got good swings with good reach and speed and damage. Now the stab is short however, but thats just because that how you would attack with that weapon. Your not going to grab it at the very end of the pole and extend every part of your body to outreach something, you would no power or control. Its like if your playing hockey and your try and hold the stick at the very end like a fucking golf club.

A Danish stab outreachs a War Spear and Shield.

[Tom Cruise]

something with longer reach than it. yet they consistently do all the time. It's ok yuros keep killing this mod one nerf at a time.

Tell me a weapon thats longer then your average 2h that gets outreached by it. Id like to know

[Carac]

Most 1hs and polearms

[Tom Cruise]

A Danish stab outreachs a War Spear and Shield.

Again its how you would hold the damn thing. Would you hold a war spear at the very back end of it with one hand having no balance or leverage over it? No, your going to hold it in the middle where you have control and power.

[betard_lulz]

Tell me a weapon thats longer then your average 2h that gets outreached by it. Id like to know

lance

[Carac]

Ok. What you are saying is that the 2h animations are realistic? The ONLY one that is only realistic is the upswing. Just think about it. If you were to left, stab, or right swing I real life with a sword using 2h animations, would you do any damage? FUCK NO! Please don't argue reality when you are discussing 2h or cRPG in general

[Tom Cruise]

lance

Lol your clearly not getting the point. Lets convert the 180 length lance into a 2h for a moment so you would hold it like a 2h at the very back end of it. Do you know how fucking stupid that would look? Its a polearm for a reason. The way you hold it. And if you actually no how to play cav properly (god knows why you would use a lance on foot) can outreach most weapons in the game.

[Carac]

The Danish or any Rotherham great sword is not
Much shorter than a lance yet those can be swung with god-like ease.

[Tom Cruise]

Ok. What you are saying is that the 2h animations are realistic? The ONLY one that is only realistic is the upswing. Just think about it. If you were to left, stab, or right swing I real life with a sword using 2h animations, would you do any damage? FUCK NO! Please don't argue reality when you are discussing 2h or cRPG in general

Do you wear a helmet when you play? Or when you use the little boys room? The right swing is essentially swinging it like a baseball bat. Let me take a whack at you with a sword like I'm Barry Bonds and tell me it doenst hurt.

[Casimir]

as i said, you state that the whole class is unbalanced because of the effectiveness of greatswords... how can you not see that is fucking retarded.