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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #90 on: April 23, 2012, 09:06:56 pm »
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Almost fell unconscious?

Do you masturbate rubbing your junk with a knife perchance?

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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #91 on: April 23, 2012, 09:15:22 pm »
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Do you masturbate rubbing your junk with a knife perchance?

try not to masturbate for 2 months straight and then fap...I almost got a blackout.I mean, i was barely recovered from my illness but still, it was off the chain :D
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #92 on: April 23, 2012, 09:19:34 pm »
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Probably your illness then lol I can't seriously believe anyone would feint while fapping unless they get a heart attack.

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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #93 on: April 23, 2012, 09:21:56 pm »
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I almost fainted

You know when you get up too fast from lying for example, that short moment of weakness?That´s what I got back then :D
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #94 on: April 23, 2012, 09:30:13 pm »
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I don't even want to imagine myself or anyone waking up in a hospital and the doctor telling you infront of everyone you got a heart attack while masturbating hahaha

I would die of embarrassment.

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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #95 on: April 23, 2012, 09:41:17 pm »
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Actually, people have died from strokes that they got from intense orgasms :o

And there was one couple who died strangling eachother for pleasure.
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #96 on: April 23, 2012, 09:45:15 pm »
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And there was one couple who died strangling eachother for pleasure.
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #97 on: April 23, 2012, 10:40:29 pm »
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You know when you get up too fast from lying for example, that short moment of weakness?That´s what I got back then :D

That's still very far from losing consciousness. That happens to me every single time I get up from a couch I was on for a long time in the morning.

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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #98 on: April 23, 2012, 10:52:47 pm »
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That's still very far from losing consciousness. That happens to me every single time I get up from a couch I was on for a long time in the morning.

Not so far as you might think.It´s the first step on the path of circulatory collapse.
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #99 on: April 24, 2012, 01:55:18 pm »
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I don't even want to imagine myself or anyone waking up in a hospital and the doctor telling you infront of everyone you got a heart attack while masturbating hahaha

I would die of embarrassment.
It's more embarrassing when your parents or someone else finds you sitting unconscious in your chair with slobbering mouth, your dick in your hand and jizz all over the plaze. :D
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #100 on: April 24, 2012, 04:02:08 pm »
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It's more embarrassing when your parents or someone else finds you sitting unconscious in your chair with slobbering mouth, your dick in your hand and jizz all over the plaze. :D

A friend of mine stayed over my house drinking with me this one time. I passed out somewhere after the second vodka had been opened and most of the beer was gone. I got woken up by my family at like 3pm the next day and they told me to come look at something. My friend was in our bathroom passed out butt naked with a beer bottle in his arse and his dick in his hand. Funniest thing I have ever seen.

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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #101 on: April 24, 2012, 04:03:41 pm »
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cool story bro.
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #102 on: April 24, 2012, 04:03:48 pm »
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 :lol: I would have loved to see the expression on your parents face upon discovering that :D
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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #103 on: April 24, 2012, 04:06:15 pm »
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:lol: I would have loved to see the expression on your parents face upon discovering that :D
My parents are young so they've been there and done that. We shared a laugh and then woke him up. Turns out he was watching jackass and wanted to copy some stunt they had done or something.

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Re: Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you
« Reply #104 on: April 24, 2012, 06:55:05 pm »
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Still, your friend must now feel embarassed whenever he enters your house :D
Maybe it woud be better for me to find out where you life and kill you when you are satch a Soziopath. You have enough now.
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