Masturbating to online porn and why it is bad for you

[Vexus]

Almost fell unconscious?

Do you masturbate rubbing your junk with a knife perchance?

[B3RS3RK]

Do you masturbate rubbing your junk with a knife perchance?

try not to masturbate for 2 months straight and then fap...I almost got a blackout.I mean, i was barely recovered from my illness but still, it was off the chain

[Vexus]

Probably your illness then lol I can't seriously believe anyone would feint while fapping unless they get a heart attack.

[B3RS3RK]

I almost fainted

You know when you get up too fast from lying for example, that short moment of weakness?That´s what I got back then

[Vexus]

I don't even want to imagine myself or anyone waking up in a hospital and the doctor telling you infront of everyone you got a heart attack while masturbating hahaha

I would die of embarrassment.

[Dezilagel]

Actually, people have died from strokes that they got from intense orgasms

And there was one couple who died strangling eachother for pleasure.

[Son Of Odin]

And there was one couple who died strangling eachother for pleasure.

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[Kafein]

You know when you get up too fast from lying for example, that short moment of weakness?That´s what I got back then

That's still very far from losing consciousness. That happens to me every single time I get up from a couch I was on for a long time in the morning.

[B3RS3RK]

That's still very far from losing consciousness. That happens to me every single time I get up from a couch I was on for a long time in the morning.

Not so far as you might think.It´s the first step on the path of circulatory collapse.

[Laufknoten]

I don't even want to imagine myself or anyone waking up in a hospital and the doctor telling you infront of everyone you got a heart attack while masturbating hahaha

I would die of embarrassment.

It's more embarrassing when your parents or someone else finds you sitting unconscious in your chair with slobbering mouth, your dick in your hand and jizz all over the plaze.

[larlek]

It's more embarrassing when your parents or someone else finds you sitting unconscious in your chair with slobbering mouth, your dick in your hand and jizz all over the plaze.

A friend of mine stayed over my house drinking with me this one time. I passed out somewhere after the second vodka had been opened and most of the beer was gone. I got woken up by my family at like 3pm the next day and they told me to come look at something. My friend was in our bathroom passed out butt naked with a beer bottle in his arse and his dick in his hand. Funniest thing I have ever seen.

[Herkkutatti]

cool story bro.

[B3RS3RK]

  I would have loved to see the expression on your parents face upon discovering that

[larlek]

I would have loved to see the expression on your parents face upon discovering that

My parents are young so they've been there and done that. We shared a laugh and then woke him up. Turns out he was watching jackass and wanted to copy some stunt they had done or something.

cool story bro.

bro story cool.

[B3RS3RK]

Still, your friend must now feel embarassed whenever he enters your house