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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2012, 01:54:56 pm »
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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2012, 03:06:25 pm »
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Your team loses 4 times out of 5 because you guys basically are useless until the end of the round with it's 3 vs 15 and most of the enemy archers are dead.  Then you kill 3 more people before you finally wander into a pikeman and die.

Yap. When I started playing cRPG in October, when Rohypnol was still Rohypnol and not the quaint "Semenstorm Mr. Dick" (obviously indicative of his high degree of sophistication), he was consistently carrying his team with huge kills and I was intimidated to see him on the battlefield. Now he's just a delayer and a troll.

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2012, 03:32:01 pm »
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Yap. When I started playing cRPG in October, when Rohypnol was still Rohypnol and not the quaint "Semenstorm Mr. Dick" (obviously indicative of his high degree of sophistication), he was consistently carrying his team with huge kills and I was intimidated to see him on the battlefield. Now he's just a delayer and a troll.

Cf. this thread.

you sound like you take this game a little too serious.. are you forgetting its a game, not about sophistication
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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2012, 04:12:36 pm »
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you sound like you take this game a little too serious.. are you forgetting its a game, not about sophistication
This is true, but then nothing is about sophistication if you don't want it to be. I feel like your one of those guys that would go to a party, get waayy to drunk, piss himself, and puke in a potted plant. Then just laugh at everyone that's grossed out stating "Hey it's just a party. It's not about sophistication. lolol nubs." Then pass out, and have a dick drawn on your face. That said, I think you're a very talented horse x-bow cav. for what that's worth. Keep it up. :)

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2012, 04:20:32 pm »
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Rohypnol makes the extremely irritating class of horse crossbowmen deadly, I'm sorry but he is more then a nuisance on the battlefield, and he is very much a threat as he always has been on any horse.

I'd much rather have him on my team then against, and he has greatly helped every team of mine when I see him play.

Like Slamz has mentioned, most of his kills are low quality, picking off wounded or peasants at the periphery, or after the round has been decided and it's in cleanup phase.

Remember the autobalancer does balance off kills and k:d, so if you end up with Rohypnol that means the other team is getting some other high killers to balance it out. So you can keep him, I think I'd rather have a guy like manowar on my team, who is gonna get the same sort of k:d but will get it by being in the thick of the fighting in the first two minutes of action when the main clash is happening. Add in the fact that when the balancer puts him on your team, you are also getting his badder, and even more useless HX banner groupies, while the other team will get some pipe hitting clan-unit instead.

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2012, 04:21:30 pm »
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This is true, but then nothing is about sophistication if you don't want it to be. I feel like your one of those guys that would go to a party, get waayy to drunk, piss himself, and puke in a potted plant. Then just laugh at everyone that's grossed out stating "Hey it's just a party. It's not about sophistication. lolol nubs." Then pass out, and have a dick drawn on your face.

Wait that's not what you're supposed to do at parties?!  :oops:
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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2012, 04:46:02 pm »
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This is true, but then nothing is about sophistication if you don't want it to be. I feel like your one of those guys that would go to a party, get waayy to drunk, piss himself, and puke in a potted plant. Then just laugh at everyone that's grossed out stating "Hey it's just a party. It's not about sophistication. lolol nubs." Then pass out, and have a dick drawn on your face. That said, I think you're a very talented horse x-bow cav. for what that's worth. Keep it up. :)

If you pass out at a party and wake up with a dick drawn on your face, the party was never sophisticated to begin with.
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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2012, 04:57:29 pm »
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I would rather have Roh and his associates then everyone in NH on my team.

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2012, 05:05:13 pm »
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I would rather have Roh and his associates then everyone in NH on my team.

u mad bro?

wanna talk about it?

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2012, 05:28:38 pm »
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u mad bro?

wanna talk about it?

Im not the one whose last 20 posts have been whining about horse crossbows

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2012, 05:37:54 pm »
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no one was whining, people were just laughing at how ineffective they are after the neutron star of HX decided to create a LOOK AT ME thread.

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2012, 10:53:33 pm »
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Someone pay me 1mil and I'll go archery again and show all the baddie archers how to archer again.

Exclusive offer - if you pay me 1 mil I'll change my name to anything you want and wear your banner to ensure x5.

1.5mil also comes with a blowjob

Edit - Added in bonus of exclusive offer - I'll promise to focus roh and kill him off his horse every round I see him playing.
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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2012, 10:58:48 pm »
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hey sequel calm down.. now that you posted on this thread you owe me half lol

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2012, 11:00:10 pm »
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hey sequel calm down.. now that you posted on this thread you owe me half lol

no soliciting

Lol.

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Re: What will get me to stop Horse Crossbow
« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2012, 01:29:09 am »
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lol obvsiouly your wrong because 4 out of 5 my team always wins and i have x5.. anyone knows that you dummy.. pay up

between me and release arrows.. really? lol another differnce would be taht my kdr is 5 times higher lol.. literally

when im horse crossbow i have above a 6kdr on average yet somehow i always lose and delay LOL you are an idiot

That 4 out of 5 times that you win is when you have the Kings of KD on your team.

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