As the father of all cavemen I here by establish this cave alliance
The Cave Crew is a faction based around one thing:
Being a caveman
If you have an intense desire to be the best possible player in cRPG and winning the love of hundreds of nubs while enlarging your e-peen with endless round end clutching, don't apply here.
Posting an application here means you understand that you will be beaten around by armor crutchers with large weapons. And it also means you understand that cave men don't use rigged weapons or hi-tech ones. We are from the stone age and use such materials.
Once you apply and are accepted you HAVE TO abide by the equipment restrictions.
Equipment Allowed[One Handers]
Wooden Stick
Cudgel
Club
Light Spiked Club
Torch
Spiked Club (Pushing it)
[Two Handers]
Axe [Maybe]
Battle axe [Must be discussed]
Maul
Goedendag
Mallet [Must be discussed]
Great Maul [Perhaps]
[Pole Arms]
Staff
Shortened Spear
Boar Spear [Up for discussion if there are any objections]
Pike and Bamboo Spears [Only if there are and excess of horsemen out, Dont abuse this exception]
Spear (This is borderline unacceptable imo)
Long Spiked Club
[Armor]
Raw Hide Coat
[Shield]
Hide covered shield
Fur Shield
[Bows]
Hunting Bow
Short Bow
[Arrows]
No Restrictions due to the shit bows you get
[Throwing]
Rocks [The weapon of true cavemen]
Darts [if you absolutely must but I'll hate you if you do]
[Dinosaurs]
Plated Chargersaurus Rex [Only Dino that is allowed]
Cave LoreJust because we are a primative society does not mean we have no social structure or vocabulary. All cave related terms and customs go here
[Torches]
Fire is the center of our society and despite the attempts of our scientists we have failed to create it in a way other than having lightning hit trees. Even professor Uhg-Zam-mbo, inventor of the wheel, cannot figure it out. Thus torches remain a precious resource and the possesors of them are granted status in society. If an enemy has a torch out on the field they will be given the lowest priority to kill. If a true and honest cavemen kills a torch bearer he will pick up the torch and attempt to return it next round. An truly evil caveman will use the torch to kill the entire enemy team. Torches are used to call cave meetings to order.
Should an ally have a torch you must bother him by standing around him until he drops it, dies, or puts it away
[Dinos]
Dinos are what the uncivilized armor crutchers call plated chargers. One who has mastered the dino masters the field but must prioritize non cavemen as targets.
[Cave Meetings]
Cave meetings are meetings to decided what is considered 'cave-ish' or discuss other matters like kicking people from the group. Cave men of both sides of the team meet at an isolated spot where the speaker at the meeting places a torch. No meeting may be started without a torch. If there is not torch there is no meeting. This is why villages without torches never make it! The method of cave meetings are not up to discussion at cave meetings
This is obviously not a serious clan so I will not hold it against you if you don't make a character name pertaining to caves but if you want to make it something like Uhg or Qaki_Of_The_Cave. Just wear the proper equipment.
Members
Allers - Allers
Reinhardt - Crunch_the_Cave_Crawler
Artyem - Artyem
Lt_Anders - MrsCaveMan
Qaki - Qaki
Philosiraptor - Queen_of_england
Birds - BlueBunny
Deltah - ???
Miley - Miley
Cooper - Cooper
MrShovelFace - MrCaveMan
Chaos - Chaos_the_Cave_Crasher
Post here if you want to join
Feel free to derp around in cave cloths without applying though
