I need gold because i'm just a peasant tilling the fields, with sweat on my brow, day after long day. As of early this week, my beloved Champion Sumpter Horse has come down with a case of dry vag. I am requesting 20,000 cRPG gold to buy tubs of KY Jelly.
Thank you sir, i'm sure Betsy will have a much easier time being the Whorse she is.