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health restoration option
« on: March 25, 2012, 08:19:03 pm »
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as today we were trolling on eu 1 with lovely community an idea came up.New weapon-black dildo  it's main mode is 2h and secondary is throwable. It is not too OP but still powerfull and you can regain health by licking or sucking it. Well? What do you say?
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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2012, 08:21:43 pm »
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Only if it's black.

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2012, 08:22:43 pm »
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No,this is a shitty idea!

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2012, 08:26:52 pm »
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Go for it. Can't wait the +3 Mighty Black dildo in strategus !
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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2012, 08:27:21 pm »
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Go for it. Can't wait the +3 Mighty Black dildo in strategus !
thats the spirit
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2012, 08:31:11 pm »
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CQPZ9S3760

A gameplay video with the weapon.

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2012, 08:40:57 pm »
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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2012, 08:56:13 pm »
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we need this really i mean how would a game look like without suckable and throwable dildos ?!

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2012, 09:16:02 pm »
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LOL im already imagining my old friendchers sucking dildos in barns and clanmates sharing it.

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2012, 09:19:11 pm »
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LOL im already imagining friendly archers sucking dildos in barns and clanmates sharing it.
see? my idea has point
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2012, 09:28:07 pm »
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LOL im already imagining friendly archers sucking dildos in barns and clanmates sharing it.
and then you storm the barn and assault the whole perverted lot of em, killing them left and right with mighty twohanded swings
we need this NOW

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2012, 12:14:13 am »
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and then you storm the barn and assault the whole perverted lot of em, killing them left and right with mighty twohanded swings
we need this NOW
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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2012, 02:09:39 am »
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Imagine the sweet sight of archers, running away in panic with dildos in their mouths  :lol:

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2012, 03:25:05 pm »
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as i see dildos not included in any updates or something it means we need to get more supporters to this..... go on... spread the word of black dildo!!!!
people are like potatoes, they come in different shapes and sizes and they all are beautifull
masturbating while looking in a mirror isnt wrong unless its the rear view mirror and you are driving a school buss.

it doesnt matter if you are happiest person or an unfortunate weeper, a powerfull beast or a terrifying creature. we are all equal, in the eyes of the reaper.

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Re: health restoration option
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2012, 03:38:51 pm »
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Why not pink?  :(
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