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Dear DRZ
« on: March 18, 2012, 05:19:48 am »
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I am currently in your lands stealing your villages with my fierce army; if you wish to survive my rampage I suggest you provide me with 300,000 gold and 49 horses. If you meet my demands I will only burn one of your villages to the ground instead of the entirety of your kingdom.

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Matey

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 05:32:11 am »
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I, as leader of BRD give DRZ permission to kill Matey_BRD on sight.

Ha, just kidding. Hope you burn.

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2012, 05:39:46 am »
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God will burn their villages with fire and brimstone ( and Mateys pirate cannons )
"I know were gona lose strat, but lets leech all the xp we can."

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2012, 05:44:29 am »
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All of our men went to war, let's see if you can win our women and young children  :D
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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2012, 05:47:54 am »
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All of our men went to war, let's see if you can win our women and young children  :D

you could bribe me... just saying... the offer is there.

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2012, 05:53:29 am »
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but why? your army to entertain them) After the fight, we can offer you a hat and a donkey, which will take you home)
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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2012, 05:59:08 am »
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what kind of a hat?

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2012, 06:01:52 am »
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what kind of a hat?

The finest kind. If you come back home alive I'll assume your a DRZ spy and ban you.

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2012, 06:05:51 am »
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all you can really do is this

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but only thing we can offer you is this

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when UIF looks at you
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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2012, 07:04:58 am »
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Below is a Collection of Finalists in my Design my Avatar contest -- They all did Awesome!
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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2012, 10:10:48 pm »
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So young, but already became Petrosyan

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Не веровать и верить свободно - Вот в чём вера моя... И только в одно
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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2012, 11:24:07 pm »
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So young, but already became Petrosyan

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fixing your img

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roast and roast again until lambs become kebab

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2012, 11:40:01 pm »
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fixing your img

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You dare to fix me?!
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This means war!
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EDT: On you picture Petrosyan says: Preapare yo anus...
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Не веровать и верить свободно - Вот в чём вера моя... И только в одно
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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 11:49:48 pm »
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well your first petrosyan img didn't appear :D btw nice petrosyan reaction collection  8-)
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roast and roast again until lambs become kebab

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Re: Dear DRZ
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2012, 12:47:17 am »
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The time of your DOOM approaches! You may still attempt to bribe me off, I am still interested in what kind of hat you are offering.

my army is ready... my soldiers look like one of these pictures...

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OR

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OR maybe...

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OR i guess it could be

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BUT WHICH ONE IS IT?!