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Offline Siiem

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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2012, 09:56:03 pm »
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The coconuts, I need them, they fill my soul with fury and my body with pleasure. To once again feel the hairy shell of a coconut in my grasp is glorious. I... I must say, these palm trees has been bathed in the blood of puny templol blood. Let's hope they do not grow to become inferior, unworthy coconuts.
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #31 on: March 03, 2012, 10:02:32 pm »
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I'm touched by your speech, Siiem. I can relate. It was worth killing for. It was worth dying for. What I wouldn't give to return to my old life of coconut slavery?

3553 dead Templars. Not enough, but it'll have to do.

2091 dead Nordmen. Even one Nordman is too many, but considering that even though the Templar defense crumbled like dust before Nordic might, we had to attack. A price gladly paid!

Hail Coconuts. Hail coconut queen Cooties. I welcome the endless hours spent making coconuts with open arms. This is slavery I can stand. It feels like coming... home.
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #32 on: March 03, 2012, 10:02:44 pm »
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oh shit... they got coconut now...

how long for then to discover powder and canon and destroy my city?

SPARE THE KITTEH!!
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #33 on: March 03, 2012, 10:07:54 pm »
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We've won the first battles, but the war is far from over! Many Templars to kill yet!
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #34 on: March 03, 2012, 10:18:35 pm »
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Goddamn coconut junkies.
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #35 on: March 03, 2012, 11:01:04 pm »
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Quote from: Siiem on March 03, 2012, 09:56:03 pm
The coconuts, I need them, they fill my soul with fury and my body with pleasure. To once again feel the hairy shell of a coconut in my grasp is glorious. I... I must say, these palm trees has been bathed in the blood of puny templol blood. Let's hope they do not grow to become inferior, unworthy coconuts.


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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #36 on: March 03, 2012, 11:09:58 pm »
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Time to break out the ale and mead!

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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #37 on: March 03, 2012, 11:17:56 pm »
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were funish fights :P lag got a little extreme at times. leave your ghey awlpikes at home then come back!

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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #38 on: March 03, 2012, 11:44:38 pm »
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Let us have our share in killing those backtabbing infidels !!
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2012, 12:21:56 am »
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Quote from: BattalGazi on March 03, 2012, 11:44:38 pm
Let us have our share in killing those backtabbing infidels !!

with your 1/49 k-d ratios?
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2012, 12:33:04 am »
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Can someone post a final score of the battle today?
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2012, 12:46:16 am »
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Mijayet:
The Nordmen a:1502 s:381 k:1121
Crusader Alliance a:1719 no survivors

Aab:
The Nordmen a:1500 s:527 k:973
Crusader Alliance a:1834 s:127 k:1707 (survivors = population captured with the village)
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2012, 02:25:34 am »
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Did they Crusader alliance have gear the entire time?

or did they run out at the end?

Or did they just get their asses kicked fair and square?
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #43 on: March 04, 2012, 04:03:32 am »
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They ran out of gear at the end of the battle in Aab. Probably 100 or so free-kills. Lordly gear otherwise, no matter how much Casimir cries that Nords had better gear (SUPER LORDLY HAXXED GEAR) :D
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Re: The Nordmen reclaim the South
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2012, 10:34:46 am »
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Quote from: Osiris on March 03, 2012, 11:17:56 pm
were funish fights :P lag got a little extreme at times. leave your ghey awlpikes at home then come back!


I could manage to pull that 3:1 KD with a MW GLA as well.  8-)
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