We Hit em Up (Gren Side Dis)Rap Song (With new songs from Boom and Smooth)

[Lemmy_Winks]

This is a Rap diss song against the Green team. This is loosely based off of Tupacs we hit em up. This is just for fun not meant to be a troll Thread or anything. I wrote it when i was bored in class for 2 hours. Hope you like it.

Heh seven songs a few more and we will have a CRPG album.

SONGS:

Smooths New Song: http://soundcloud.com/mostlikelyme/smoothrich-gg

Boom's Song: http://soundcloud.com/booms_sifu/comin-back-to-crpg

420 Rap Group's Song (All we see is x5): http://soundcloud.com/excavation_pls/420-kings-of-kd-all-we-see-is

420 Rap Group's Song (Kings of KD): http://soundcloud.com/excavation_pls/420-kings-of-kd-crpg-rap

My Song:http://soundcloud.com/lemmy-winks/take2-1 

Smooths Song: http://soundcloud.com/mostlikelyme/smoothrich-man-up-peep-the-kd

Dezilagel's Song: http://soundcloud.com/whythefakkshoulditellu/viking01-incomplete/s-slozy


We Hit em Up (Green Side Diss)

[Verse 1]

First off fuck you greens and the Name you claim
Red Side when we ride see us on the plain
you claim to be leet but we fucked you up
we bust on Green boys and you know whats s'up

And Ill let you bitches know that its on for life
And the Green side will pay the price
Green boys layin on the field all dead
Fuck with us and get shot in the head

(Motherfuckers we hit em up)

[Chorus]

All you run when you see the Reds
All you suck when you fight the Reds
Who killed you? well if you dont know
Then i guess you fuckers took it from a bow


[Verse 2]

You Jolly Knights fools keep attacking yourselves
Your a suicidal clan whose retarded as well
Your officers dont listen and whose there to blame
When were done with you youll just quit the game

TKOV you pussies cant stand on your own
you bitches always hide behind another green zone
First Fallen now Chaos and it dosent even matter
When we get through with them you bitches always scatter

Chaos dont get me wrong you've got some good players
But you've watered down your Clan like the Pope does prayers
You bitches are kind of like my orange juice
Made from 2% concentrate, one sip and spit the shit loose

(Motherfuckers we hit em up)

[Chorus]

All you run when you see the Reds
All you suck when you fight the Reds
Who killed you? well if you dont know
Then i guess you fuckers took it from a bow

[Bridge]

So here's how we do it
No lies or bullshit,
This aint no pubtrash battle
we'll kill you bitches like cattle

You all talk shit like its your only tone
You think your the best? Well hold the phone
To think like that you must be high
So burn motherfucker you deserve to die

You talkin bout winnin' battles
but its funny to me
If you bitches winnin' battles
why you talkin to me

Were a self made empire
straight outta the steps
With our raging fire
uh huh

Now its all about revenge, you backstabbing my old friends
2 loses couldnt stop us, and youll be leavin in bags
Now were back here to set things right
With a new army here to start a fight

(Motherfuckers we hit em up)

[Chorus]

All you run when you see the Reds
All you suck when you fight the Reds
Who killed you? well if you dont know
Then i guess you fuckers took it from a bow

All you run when you see the Reds
All you suck when you fight the Reds
Who killed you? well youll soon find out
That this war wont be nothing but a rout

...Ask Fallen if you've gotten any doubt...

bitches

[reaperkiller]

not a fan of rap.

but +1 for the good work

[Kreczor]

This is a Rap diss song against the Green team. This is loosely based off of Tupacs we hit em up. This is just for fun not meant to be a troll Thread or anything. I wrote it when i was bored in class for 2 hours. Hope you like it.

We Hit em Up (Green Side Diss)

[Verse 1]

First off fuck you greens and the Name you claim
Red Side when we ride see us on the plain
you claim to be leet but we fucked you up
we bust on Green boys and you know whats s'up

I don't have time to dissect every wrong paragraph in this "song" (Hint: Every paragraph has something wrong in it) so I'll summarize your entire "song" with one sentence.

You are really bad at this game, and I love hospitallers.

[Zaren]

I don't have time to dissect every wrong paragraph in this "song" (Hint: Every paragraph has something wrong in it) so I'll summarize your entire "song" with one sentence.

You are really bad at this game, and I love hospitallers.

its a game dude calm down and he made a rap which was something not many crpg people do.
Props for originality hospitaller dude

[Lemmy_Winks]

[Verse 1]

First off fuck you greens and the Name you claim
Red Side when we ride see us on the plain
you claim to be leet but we fucked you up
we bust on Green boys and you know whats s'up

I don't have time to dissect every wrong paragraph in this "song" (Hint: Every paragraph has something wrong in it) so I'll summarize your entire "song" with one sentence.

You are really bad at this game, and I love hospitallers.

We won 2 big battles tonight and were 50 tickets away from winnign a battle that we had no gear for, had to kil the enmey get weapons and start killing them, guess u werent there.

Also what about the LLJK part is wrong? Didnt goretooth, who at the time was a member and officer of your clan, take out the gear from your village we recently took, and then participated in an attack against it?

[LLJK_Goatee]

If u fronters r so hard murder krezor irl right now all of lljk dares you.

PS 50 K crpg gold as a bounty for his head

[Darkkarma]

this is obvious slander
I will not stand for this
you are dragging our name through the mud and i do not condone it
i am outraged
i am going to go get a screenshot of my girlfriend with a sign saying "fuck ghetto gang banging hospitaller go green" at this very instant
sperg sperg sperg sperg

[Farrix]

dude, your clan has said alot worse. At least our members have the integrity to place it in a creative conduit. all your guys do is talk shit. Wheres all that shit talking after the battles tonight? Yeah silence, its golden.

[Darkkarma]

kind of like last night for you guys?

I wasn't there for the battles tonight but i do know that every battle involving armies we controlled have ended in complete slaughters for your kind. Hell last village we took from you actually gave us troops. 

you guys are hypocrites and this just proves it.

if one of our guys had done this, you guys would be frothing at the mouth.

I can think of alot of things to call this copy paste freestyle, but "clever" isn't one of those things.

[Smoothrich]

looky here someone posted a thread
tl;dr i'll look at it later when i'm dead
too bad im 40-0 against the red team again
i'll kill and kill until an archer gets lucky so dont pretend
red cant melee they can't man up
they kite with archers and we know whats up
"commander commander, we get slaughtered out there"
even goretooth respecced to ranged, level 33 archer, oh no beware!
i'd respec too if my side was out classed
cant melee can't attack, just loot mw bows and sit back
but i figured you out and i got a plan
stand still hosp archers, aim that shot, get real focused then BAM COUCHED IN THE NUTS
cuz i roll out with my lance out on a champion horse
only 5 left so the commander says 'it goes to smoothrich of course'
i ride out with my cav bros huey and co
tap f and couch and boost up my score some more
spawn camped by two players alone for hours on end
i know they say cav is easy but come on i don't even have to pretend

red vs green you act like its the battle of the century
when its just another hurdle i leap to total victory
first NA then EU everyone will bow to me
cuz ya know what bitch?  I'm Smoothrich.  maybe ya heard of me?

why don't you come back with another post.
link to to your clan, brag and boast.
"hey guys i rhymed A with B, and i crossed my T's!"
this ain't gradeschool no more son, this is reality

MAN UP AND MAKE SOME BIG PLAYS
or back the fuck down and spam some more ranged

http://soundcloud.com/mostlikelyme/smoothrich-man-up-peep-the-kd

[Lemmy_Winks]

I can think of alot of things to call this copy paste freestyle, but "clever" isn't one of those things.

Zomg my rap is so good that Karma thinks i didn't write it. Its just like when people accuse Dan_ATS of cheating, my rap must be on that level.

And Smooth you used an AABB rhyme scheme too, nice rap though.

[Tanken]

Where to begin... you know what, I won't. A fine effort on the rapping...I would have preferred a well-written poem though.

I just can't really respect Hospitaller when they won't admit that every clan they coerce into joining their alliance is just going to exist in their shadow and solely work to benefit Hospitaller's name and never make a name for themselves. Not going to name any names, but we know who I'm talking about. At least I can say LLJK and Chaos don't need the clans in their alliance to hold their hand on the battlefield or craft for them deep in their territory, they're a group a players who genuinely care about benefiting everyone in the alliance whom supports them.

We hadn't chose a side, but after you guys raided us, to take nothing but 5% of our gear and wasted 600+ troops and easily 100k gold worth of items on lil ole Uslum, you can bet we're with the Mean Greens now. Enjoy Uslum, it's a blast to defend, it serves little strategic purpose, and I shit in the water-supply before leaving. Those efforts and all that wasted equipment could have gone towards your war efforts, not your easy-win moral boost that the Red Faction desperately needed after getting walloped the last few matches.


Okay okay I'm done, had to get it off my chest. Phew.

[Malaclypse]

Man I should try to talk Blackzilla into leaking the uber hot strength build devotion rap Huey made earlier in teamspeak.

[Goretooth]

Where to begin... you know what, I won't. A fine effort on the rapping...I would have preferred a well-written poem though.

I just can't really respect Hospitaller when they won't admit that every clan they coerce into joining their alliance is just going to exist in their shadow and solely work to benefit Hospitaller's name and never make a name for themselves. Not going to name any names, but we know who I'm talking about. At least I can say LLJK and Chaos don't need the clans in their alliance to hold their hand on the battlefield or craft for them deep in their territory, they're a group a players who genuinely care about benefiting everyone in the alliance whom supports them.

We hadn't chose a side, but after you guys raided us, to take nothing but 5% of our gear and wasted 600+ troops and easily 100k gold worth of items on lil ole Uslum, you can bet we're with the Mean Greens now. Enjoy Uslum, it's a blast to defend, it serves little strategic purpose, and I shit in the water-supply before leaving. Those efforts and all that wasted equipment could have gone towards your war efforts, not your easy-win moral boost that the Red Faction desperately needed after getting walloped the last few matches.


Okay okay I'm done, had to get it off my chest. Phew.

QQ
So much crying, just enjoy having a war in strat and look forward to wins and loses on both sides. Atleast both sides haven't pulled an ecko and given up after one fief lose.

[JUNGLEJIM]

just enjoy having a war in strat and look forward to wins and loses on both sides. Atleast both sides haven't pulled an ecko and given up after one fief lose.

Fo Reals - About time this game became the slightest bit fun.

(also fuck you traitor!)