The "Green Machine" has stepped too far. The LLJK/Chaos movement has sent a wave of oppression over the North, forcing clans to submit to their will by threat of destruction. We for one will not be bullied into fighting the EU, and will rally against the Green Machine. Our alliance comes with God's cleansing flames to clear this evil from the land, and liberate those who have been overrun by the creeping green.
Those clans who have been forced to go green may wish to consider going neutral, as any green shall be seen as an enemy of God and his people. This is your chance to make a stand and reclaim your sovereign place on the map.
Our stance is this. Those who surrender and run will be forgotten, those who will take to our side shall be rewarded, those who stand and fight will see their empire burned to the ground.
First it will be like this:
Then it will be like this:
God wills it!
P.S. Find the rubber ducky!