The Official Disrespect The English Language Thread

[Bobthehero]

L'angalis c dla marde

[Philosiraptor]

the sun smells too loud

[BlackMilk]

christiano ronaldo isnt gay

[Matey]

He ran.
She ran.
He/She ran.

no gender neutral word.

[Centurion]

Wazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuds.

[Grey]

Understanding hard to me get? What purpose the right write?


y r we here? r we part of a greater plan? or does our futile struggle to exert ourselves on the world around us prove beyond doubt that we all can see the pointlesness of our existance and the closeness of our innevitable death?

[Maira]

Philosiraptor Dr. with agree do I must.

[Mannhammer]

I've always wondered, can people who've learned English as a second language read this paragraph?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorant.

[Maira]

I've always wondered, can people who've learned English as a second language read this paragraph?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorant.

Yep.

"I couldn't believe that I could actually understand... blah blah blah"

Oh, you also forgot a "t". That'd spell "imporant".

[FICO]

how yes no!

[tankmen]

ah shit man this threads hella gay....

[Wiegraf_BRD]

有一天， 我找到了一個很好玩的遊戲。 這個遊戲叫什麼名字呢？ 就是這裡的mount and blade。。。 m and b 中文怎麼說？ 騎馬砍人？ 我忘記了。。 那算了， 這個遊戲超好玩。
但是， 我也發現玩遊戲的人真好粗魯， 沒有風度的男生在這裡玩， 沒有禮貌的婊子在這裡玩。 他們真的好傻。  對我來說他們都應該把一個繩子掛在樹上， 然後他們可以去殺自己， 怎麼自殺呢？ 吊死吧! 吊死當然最好

謝謝

[Maira]

有一天， 我找到了一個很好玩的遊戲。 這個遊戲叫什麼名字呢？ 就是這裡的mount and blade。。。 m and b 中文怎麼說？ 騎馬砍人？ 我忘記了。。 那算了， 這個遊戲超好玩。
但是， 我也發現玩遊戲的人真好粗魯， 沒有風度的男生在這裡玩， 沒有禮貌的婊子在這裡玩。 他們真的好傻。  對我來說他們都應該把一個繩子掛在樹上， 然後他們可以去殺自己， 怎麼自殺呢？ 吊死吧! 吊死當然最好

謝謝

Eu falo portugues no server norte americano sem problema, chines nao deveria ser empecilio algum tambem, ou e algum tipo de discriminacao que eu nao estou ciente? Acho que ja vi pessoas falando russo ate...! =S

[Philosiraptor]

I just bought a prius!

[MrShovelFace]

So bored as to be forever gone to play