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Offline FRANK_THE_TANK

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Some days are better than others.
« on: February 12, 2012, 04:25:55 pm »
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Some days as the title says are better than others.

Some times you plan for days or even weeks. You learn everything about your target. Dress size, depth of the vagina so as when you fuck them you don't cause perminant damage.

You plan out every last detail, location of interception.  How many minutes before the the cops can get to you once the alarm is sounded, will that 5 hour window shut in time. Then you work out distance. How far from where you will do the deed to the nearest fence to off the wares.

And after all that careful calculated planing, after all those hours of tracking that bastard through the middle of nowhere. At the last possible second, nothing goes wrong. Why, because its Frank's plan, and (speaks in third person) don't fuck up, because (speaks in third person) ain't no tinckerbell, wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight mother fucker.

Being Australian gives me a significant advantage over the rest of you blagards. 200 years of solid criminal interbreeding. The worlds largest prison doesn't make criminals, it is criminals. MUHAHAHAHAHA NED KELLY RIDES AGAIN!

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« Last Edit: February 13, 2012, 12:44:11 am by FRANK_THE_TANK »
Fammi un pompino!

I think I have ball cancer in my right nut :(
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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2012, 11:03:20 pm »
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Lol
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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 11:06:59 pm »
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10/10
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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2012, 01:46:07 am »
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I knew you had to be either an Aussie or a Brit, Frank.

Im damned relived to find out you dont live in my country!

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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2012, 04:05:14 am »
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lol should have been easy to figure out. Either I never play or I'm not in the UK.

What do you Antarians own? Are you outcasts as well(I'm an outcast, take no offence none was given)?
« Last Edit: February 13, 2012, 04:22:56 am by FRANK_THE_TANK »
Fammi un pompino!

I think I have ball cancer in my right nut :(
Good news everybody! It's not nut cancer :)
Bad news everybody, I got dumped :(

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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2012, 04:10:00 pm »
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what is this?
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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2012, 04:59:10 pm »
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lol should have been easy to figure out. Either I never play or I'm not in the UK.

What do you Antarians own? Are you outcasts as well(I'm an outcast, take no offence none was given)?

Jelbegi, near merc holdings. Bunch of EU on that side of NA.
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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 12:41:08 am »
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@Anders I see.

@KaMiKaze Joe I robbed the BashiBazouks and stole 2600 goods + 290 horses (sumpters :?:twisted:

Bashi TS 2min after the battle, Koyama joins to find Tavuk Bey silent, except for the occasional distressed moan. Koyama "What" Bey "well". This is an approximation of what happened next. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UceGF3M56bE
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 12:46:50 am by FRANK_THE_TANK »
Fammi un pompino!

I think I have ball cancer in my right nut :(
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Bad news everybody, I got dumped :(

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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 11:14:03 am »
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i didnt know anyone cared about strategus anymore
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Re: Some days are better than others.
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2012, 10:25:33 pm »
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I'll stop caring about strategus when the entire map is black and when I log into a server everyone crashes due to the wall of pink title text.