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« on: February 07, 2012, 03:55:53 am »
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This game pisses me off.
How many of you have actually BEAT the game, and how long did it take?

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Re: QWOP
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2012, 03:57:19 am »
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got 100m like a month ago. took me about a year of having it on my bookmarks bar and giving it a go just before i go bed
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Re: QWOP
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2012, 04:04:38 am »
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got 100m like a month ago. took me about a year of having it on my bookmarks bar and giving it a go just before i go bed
i can hardly get past 5 meters.....
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Re: QWOP
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2012, 04:40:01 am »
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Arrggghhh, fuck this game... :mad:
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Re: QWOP
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2012, 05:11:25 am »
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But its still easy in comparison with this:

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Re: QWOP
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2012, 05:16:10 am »
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But its still easy in comparison with this:

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Gah. Thank god I only saw this in an AVGN review. If I were a kid playing this on my old NES back in the day, I might not post here.. guess why  :lol:
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Re: QWOP
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2012, 05:57:47 am »
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And how!

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Re: QWOP
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2012, 11:19:28 am »
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After playing it for 50 or so minutes, I am proud to announce: I MADE IT 23.8 METERS!  :D

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Re: QWOP
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2012, 07:25:30 pm »
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Getting to 100m actually isn't that difficult. But it takes quite a long time to figure out what key sequence works. After that you just have to learn to compensate for the small errors you make by shifting your timing and it can be tedious.

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Re: QWOP
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2012, 08:24:54 pm »
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90m exactly after maybe my 20th try  :)

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Re: QWOP
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2012, 08:45:26 pm »
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Secret technique, crab walking is immensely powerful...
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2012, 10:04:00 pm »
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Secret technique, crab walking is immensely powerful...


But it's so lame... When I play I try to reach the line fast now. And actually jumping the barrier instead of raping it is another cool achievement.