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the Body Guard thread
« on: February 05, 2012, 03:40:57 pm »
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considering the prostitution influx this community is experiencing,  its time to find even more fun ways to sell your body for money.
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This thread is for you.


if you want to become a hired mercenary-whore for whoever pays you,  respond to this thread by filling out this copy/paste:
in-game name:, level:, location:class:, gear:

also respond in this thread if you want to buy people to serve you on the field (and off ;) by taking your banner,  adding your name to theirs  or simply not killing you if banner balance fucked up again.
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« Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 12:00:22 am by Torben »
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Re: the Make Money as a Body Guard thread
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2012, 03:49:23 pm »
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I can be a body guard.
buy my services if you need!

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Re: the Make Money as a Body Guard thread
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2012, 03:51:08 pm »
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I can be a body guard.
buy my services if you need!

in game name,  class and gear please
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Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2012, 03:56:27 pm »
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ill open a new char for this so:
Name:BodyGuard
Class:Gonna be two handed guy + one handed for back up
Gear:after ill get enough money(im getting fast dont worry) ill buy a mail shirt, then red corrazina.

hope to be accepted.

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Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2012, 03:57:56 pm »
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post your going rates too, #€ per round or map.

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Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2012, 04:01:37 pm »
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Going rates?...

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Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2012, 04:02:39 pm »
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post your going rates too, #€ per round or map.

I was thinking of longer term commitments,  like one generation or a set amount of days.
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Re: Body Guard thread...... sex..... clitoris. mangina.
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2012, 04:05:55 pm »
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ill open a new char for this so:
Name:BodyGuard
Class:Gonna be two handed guy + one handed for back up
Gear:after ill get enough money(im getting fast dont worry) ill buy a mail shirt, then red corrazina.

hope to be accepted.

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Re: Gaddafis bitches. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2012, 04:39:50 pm »
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dont be shy,  we will be gentle
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Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2012, 05:10:37 pm »
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Still nobody?

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Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2012, 05:18:31 pm »
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mate,  it has been an hour,  haha.  no matter.  when I start playing again,  I´ll hire you.  that will be in one or two weeks tho : )
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Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2012, 09:09:42 pm »
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Name:MR_FISTA
Class:POLE ARM STRENGTH STACKING NOOB
Gear: Depending on multi anything x2 or above Wiemar Helmet - Heavy Plate Armour - Wisby Gauntlets -Mail Boots - Glaive.
On a x1 multi Rusty Morion - Heraldic Mail with Tabard - Wisby Gauntlets - Mail Chausses - Glaive.

Stats- Level 27

35 strength
3 agility
105 polearm
4 Ironflesh
11 powerstrike
1 athletics

I will follow and protect you for a nice sum of gold as long as you play on a siege server, for an extra gold fee I will also add a tag after my name to reflect my position.

My services also include access to talking with me on skype but that is an optional extra.

Don't all rush at once.


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Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2012, 11:07:12 pm »
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Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2012, 12:13:37 pm »
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nobody want two loyal minions?
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Re: Gaddafis ninjababes. the Body Guard thread
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2012, 12:18:10 pm »
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not that anyone wants me.  but to get things started,  I will occasionally drop in and support any bodyguard you hire.
including ts presence, excluding name change.
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