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Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« on: February 03, 2012, 11:00:12 pm »
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Warning : I currently lack the money to pay more bitches !

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,25463.msg368560.html#msg368560

I was quite surprised when people actually noticed this, so I'll improve a little. I do see the problems about it being too long so if it doesn't work for you you can drop the "favorite" part, but that'll cost you 10k, sadly. That still means an easy 40000 gold. I pay favorites more than usual ones. You can also find out other explicit tags including my nick and clear allusions to paid relationships (with the same asymmetry), I will consider all the possibilities if you need a lot of space for your own name.

Also, it doesn't work like a clan tag. It isn't a clan tag. It's part of your personality during one generation :)

I'd like to add that I'm completely serious about this, and those that do it will get their money as soon as I receive a word from them and verify that everything is all right. But alas, I'm don't have an infinite amount of gold so I'll be forced to stop the donations if it becomes too popular.

Note : if anyone has nickname length problems, you can try entirely renaming yourself "Kafeins_Favorite_Bitch_X" (where X is a number) and you'll win 60000 gold !

Finally, please don't close this thread. If it doesn't derail, that is. Charity first.


News : Our first happy recipient !

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Rage_Guy received the money as expected. Here are his first reactions :

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And here's our second bitch ! Let's hope this will be a new start for Zlisch_KafeinsFavoriteBitch, away from drugs, games and unprotected underage retirement. The payment should arrive soon, I just sent it.

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Dravic is the third bitch ! Welcome to Priest_Dravic_Kafeins_Bitch ! I hope you don't have ethical clashes between your jobs.

Yes i got the money.

And the fourth bitch is... vagabond !

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Warning : I currently lack the money to pay more bitches !
« Last Edit: February 12, 2012, 11:19:14 pm by Kafein »

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Re: Prostitution : new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 11:01:14 pm »
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I support this.
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so, my approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo.
Death is a fun way to pass the time though, several little bullets moving in staccato.
The terror of my reign will live on in infamy, singing when they die like a dead man's symphony.

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 11:04:11 pm »
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I pay 100k to anyone who put _ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_MY_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK
Tag after his/her name.

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 11:07:53 pm »
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I pay 100k to anyone who put _ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_MY_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK
Tag after his/her name.

You are playing too safe there :s

Maybe _AITGIITLQIMBKIWIC ? That's self-explanatory.

I support this.

Your support is appreciated, and was expected :wink:

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 11:08:12 pm »
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100k and I will put the Allah stuff after my name

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 11:09:09 pm »
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I pay 100k to anyone who put _ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_MY_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK
Tag after his/her name.

Warband doesn't let any players having too much characters lol

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 11:09:26 pm »
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100k and I will put the Allah stuff after my name

You sadly won't be able to do that, it's too long :s

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 11:11:37 pm »
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Damn MR_FISTA_ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_M Y_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK, has quite a ring to it don't ya think

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 11:57:49 pm »
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So Kafein, how much do I get for my avatar :evil:
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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2012, 12:02:25 am »
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You can put 'Muffin's_bottom_bitch' as your tag if you want but it will cost you 1 million crpg gold to bear such a mark of honour.
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Lizard_Man: It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmm-mmm, bitch!

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2012, 12:13:06 am »
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Sucky sucky for 100k anyone..?

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2012, 12:13:53 am »
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You can put 'Muffin's_bottom_bitch' as your tag if you want but it will cost you 1 million crpg gold to bear such a mark of honour.

I see what you did there.

All those rebellious my old friends will come now "Oh Oh Mister, you dont tell me what I can do and what not!" and will put that shit as their tag :D:D

@KafeiN: I might even do that when I retire.If it fits in :D
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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2012, 12:14:01 am »
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Ohhh, you g.i.?  :D

Me love you long time!

Only 50k!

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2012, 12:15:03 am »
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prrrease Mr. soldat, me so ronery!

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Re: Prostitution : a new phenomenon in cRPG.
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2012, 12:25:33 am »
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Damn MR_FISTA_ALLAH_IS_THE_GUIDE_ISLAM_IS_THE_LIGHT_QURAN_IS_M Y_BOOK_KEBAB_IS_WHAT_I_COOK, has quite a ring to it don't ya think
Epic.
I hope devs will solve that little issue with next patch.