Types of leechers and delayers - how to recognise them

[Lizard_man]

"Kamikaze leecher", ha ha, the best kind of leecher...

[Tears of Destiny]

1) Me wife call me to bed so i go have sex with her for about 10 minutes, (it's good time and it make me feel so hard) me no do it again unban plz.

Who the fuck has sex for only 10 minutes? You are at your house, not in a night club or a parking lot...
Never heard of any chick "calling to bed" for 10 minutes psh...

[isatis]

Who the fuck has sex for only 10 minutes? You are at your house, not in a night club or a parking lot...
Never heard of any chick "calling to bed" for 10 minutes psh...

lol

also: 13 shield skill make your shield unbreakable so it's not for leecher, it's for awesome annoying player!

[Tennenoth]

4) i was drinking a cup of tea and because i would like to add more sugar so it's not my fault, comeon unban me!

Any self respecting tea drinker would know how much sugar to put into their tea. Unban request denied.

[_Tak_]

Yeah and some play without keyboard, because the poor sods can't afford one.

they should try Screen-keyboard or a Xbox controller   

Who the fuck has sex for only 10 minutes? You are at your house, not in a night club or a parking lot...
Never heard of any chick "calling to bed" for 10 minutes psh...

Some people only last for 10 minutes, i am talking about the computer geeks Tears ....

lol
also: 13 shield skill make your shield unbreakable so it's not for leecher, it's for awesome annoying player!

Fixed, thank you isatis

Any self respecting tea drinker would know how much sugar to put into their tea. Unban request denied.

These excusses are "Consider good" for leechers but in fact they are not 

[Tennenoth]

These excusses are "Consider good" for leechers but in fact they are not 

Hehe I know, I was just making a joke off the back of your jokes! 

[_Tak_]

Hehe I know, I was just making a joke off the back of your jokes! 

indeed 

[zagibu]

Who the fuck has sex for only 10 minutes? You are at your house, not in a night club or a parking lot...
Never heard of any chick "calling to bed" for 10 minutes psh...

Well, it really depends on age. Many couples, in their thirties, start having routine sex before showering and going to sleep, and that usually doesn't even last 10 minutes. Some years later, more than 50% of them break up. Humans are just not made for monogamy.

[dodnet]

Who the fuck has sex for only 10 minutes? You are at your house, not in a night club or a parking lot...
Never heard of any chick "calling to bed" for 10 minutes psh...

10 minutes? Why in hell do you need so long? 

[Brrrak]

I didn't even know I was being a leecher when I went out naked, with my long spear, and got three or four kills.

Thank you for enlightening me.

[isatis]

Fixed, thank you isatis

love your guid

BUT

remove that annoying almost unbreakable

the shield reduce damage at a rate of: 13*8% = 104% so in fact, every hit increase your shield health... even practice shielld is impossible to break!

good player use the crappy board shield + nordic short sword, they can even get some kill!!!

[Hunter_the_Honourable]

isn't this more like a guide on "How to leech???"

can understand your letting people know how others leech and such but are you not also telling them the best ways to leech and not get caught? O.o starting to wonder whos side your really on....

[Khalim]

Rather then punishing leecher there should be thinked about it why leeching exist at all.

In my opinion its because of the totally broken reward system.

Actually there is no reward system. Everything I can think of is better then this x per time-shit.