Dezi's Den of Duelling (Challenge an opponent, place a bet!)

[Aljo]

The boy Garison and I had a deal for duel sometime during the weekend.
I was online most of the weekend and sent him pm with info of my steam account- still no answer.

Is this man a vagina?


edit: this is the song that goes on in my mind whenever I play duels nowadays

[Captain_Georges]

I challenge myself to mastrubation to death. No equipment restrictions. Place your bets!

[Leshma]

I'm challenging this Garison forum dude. I can't stand him "schooling" others how play this mod properly. NA shielder noob, you're about to die!

Tell me time and place and I'll be there.

[Siiem]

I challenge myself to mastrubation to death. No equipment restrictions. Place your bets!

I bet on your penis, 10k gold.

[BlackMilk]

I challenge the whole IL Clan. For being a bunch of twats. They can send me
any member they want. I hope that they'll find one atleast decent fighter. Allthough I doubt it. Cause I've seen some of them ingame and all of them were simply bad.  They can even decide if I shall use my 2h Str alt or 1h agi alt. Equipment restriction : no crushthrough weapons and no poleaxe/glaive (broken
weapons ).

Dont think that they have the Balls to accept
the Challenge though. 

[Tibe]

Apparently you are the one with no balls. Why did you not PM any1, rather posted this hatecrap in some random thread, than acctually confronted us personally with the duel request? I bet you hoped none of us would see this....didnt you.

For being a bunch of twats

  You make me sad. Why? What have we done soo wrong? How is it our fault, when you in Strategus keep coming near us with pockets full of stuff, no protection and no friends. We had nothing to loose by attacking you. totally your own fault really for not getting any relations. If you just could have used some diplomacy skills, this all could have been avoided. To us, you are just a nobody running in the wilds with pockets full of free stuff.

They can send me
any member they want. I hope that they'll find one atleast decent fighter. Allthough I doubt it. Cause I've seen some of them ingame and all of them were simply bad.

Oh common man, we arent that horrible.... I admit it, we are not quite skilled as most of the veteran players in C-rpg, but we are trying. But our idea really is to just troll and have fun and I quess thats really all that its about. If you think its about some renown thing in a internet game to impress bunch of other players, than I think i have to dissapoint you, that I personally atleast dont care if others consider me a pro or noob fighter, aslong as I get some entertainment out of it.

As for the duel request, I think you might want to PM Lannistark, Latvian_Knight, Alex or Rage_guy about it. I would have gladly cut you a new arsehole a week ago with my 2h . But I retired and now im Crossbow guy and got most of my WPF-s in ranged rather than melee.

PS: I happened to catch you trying to join the Merciless clan.....so I quess we got you shaking didnt we.

[Thovex]

I challenge the whole IL Clan. For being a bunch of twats. They can send me
any member they want. I hope that they'll find one atleast decent fighter. Allthough I doubt it. Cause I've seen some of them ingame and all of them were simply bad.  They can even decide if I shall use my 2h Str alt or 1h agi alt. Equipment restriction : no crushthrough weapons and no poleaxe/glaive (broken
weapons ).

Dont think that they have the Balls to accept
the Challenge though.

Ass.

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xxx xXx xx - 30k gold on Blackmilk

Apparently you are the one with no balls. Why did you not PM any1, rather posted this hatecrap in some random thread, than acctually confronted us personally with the duel request? I bet you hoped none of us would see this....didnt you.

  You make me sad. Why? What have we done soo wrong? How is it our fault, when you in Strategus keep coming near us with pockets full of stuff, no protection and no friends. We had nothing to loose by attacking you. totally your own fault really for not getting any relations. If you just could have used some diplomacy skills, this all could have been avoided. To us, you are just a nobody running in the wilds with pockets full of free stuff.

Oh common man, we arent that horrible.... I admit it, we are not quite skilled as most of the veteran players in C-rpg, but we are trying. But our idea really is to just troll and have fun and I quess thats really all that its about. If you think its about some renown thing in a internet game to impress bunch of other players, than I think i have to dissapoint you, that I personally atleast dont care if others consider me a pro or noob fighter, aslong as I get some entertainment out of it.

As for the duel request, I think you might want to PM Lannistark, Latvian_Knight, Alex or Rage_guy about it. I would have gladly cut you a new arsehole a week ago with my 2h . But I retired and now im Crossbow guy and got most of my WPF-s in ranged rather than melee.

PS: I happened to catch you trying to join the Merciless clan.....so I quess we got you shaking didnt we.

Where did you catch him trying to join Merciless clan?

  BlackMilk left Merciless by himself in good manner. A month ago.

If you don't know shit about a subject don't come over and yell shit.
BlackMilk is always very welcome and one of the nicest persons ever.

Besides, you scared to fight Merciless?

For bullshit  , I also challange the IL-Clan, send any member you want, how many times you want.

No restrictions. Hope you accept the challange. We'll send one of our members, most likely Senni_Ti, we'll see if he can make it.
(In his 'visitors can't see pics , please register or login
' and 'visitors can't see pics , please register or login
' )

The last part is a maybe.

[_GTX_]

30k on blackmilk and 30k on (whoever thovex sends). Damn, fist time getting money is this easy :O

[VVarlord]

100k on IL clan against Thovex and 200k on blackmilk against IL clan.

[Tibe]

Paint me a pic and if I like it I'll rejoin.

Was on your clan thread. Sorry, i couldnt understand if it was a joke or for realz. Kinda seemed like it was for realz, considering the circumstances.

If you don't know shit about a subject don't come over and yell shit.

I wasnt really yelling shit. I have nothing to yell at. And PS parts are usually even whispers.

BlackMilk is always very welcome and one of the nicest persons ever.

Where did I say that he wasnt welcome and where did I said he wasnt a nice person? Ofcourse the nice person thing is kinda doubtable now, since he cries like a little girl when getting attacked. The only time I complained about Strategus was when I found out every town/village nearby had 100gp tax and100% goods transaction.

The last part is a maybe

 
Y U SO eager to duel? PM someone exept me(like I said xbow build, can only attack properly in ranged right now) or write on our clanthread. Cause otherwise...it aint happening, cause I doubt any of us exept me will even read this thread.

[BlackMilk]

Apparently you are the one with no balls. Why did you not PM any1, rather posted this hatecrap in some random thread, than acctually confronted us personally with the duel request? I bet you hoped none of us would see this....didnt you.

  You make me sad. Why? What have we done soo wrong? How is it our fault, when you in Strategus keep coming near us with pockets full of stuff, no protection and no friends. We had nothing to loose by attacking you. totally your own fault really for not getting any relations. If you just could have used some diplomacy skills, this all could have been avoided. To us, you are just a nobody running in the wilds with pockets full of free stuff.

Oh common man, we arent that horrible.... I admit it, we are not quite skilled as most of the veteran players in C-rpg, but we are trying. But our idea really is to just troll and have fun and I quess thats really all that its about. If you think its about some renown thing in a internet game to impress bunch of other players, than I think i have to dissapoint you, that I personally atleast dont care if others consider me a pro or noob fighter, aslong as I get some entertainment out of it.

As for the duel request, I think you might want to PM Lannistark, Latvian_Knight, Alex or Rage_guy about it. I would have gladly cut you a new arsehole a week ago with my 2h . But I retired and now im Crossbow guy and got most of my WPF-s in ranged rather than melee.

PS: I happened to catch you trying to join the Merciless clan.....so I quess we got you shaking didnt we.

Why would I pm you? I can just post it here.

Where did I write that I challenge you here cause you attacked me on strat?
You guys are allways complaining and annoying and its my right to challenge you. You might remember the thing that happened 3 weeks ago or so where you and 2 other IL members went mad at me cause I constantly beat you in my crapgear and "challenged" me on eu3.

Well and ofc you dont show up cause you have suuuch a lousy build. Ever heard about a thing called "skip the fun"?
Also : my main is a 12 str agi 1hander. Not a perfect duelling build either but I'm not complaining.

"PS: I happened to catch you trying to join the Merciless clan.....so I quess we got you shaking didnt we.

OH WHAT THE FUCK. It got absolutely NOTHING to do with YOU.

Cause otherwise...it aint happening, cause I doubt any of us exept me will even read this thread.

You guys don't even have a ts?

Also :

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30k on blackmilk and 30k on (whoever thovex sends). Damn, fist time getting money is this easy :O

Ass.

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xxx xXx xx - 30k gold on Blackmilk

Where did you catch him trying to join Merciless clan?

  BlackMilk left Merciless by himself in good manner. A month ago.

If you don't know shit about a subject don't come over and yell shit.
BlackMilk is always very welcome and one of the nicest persons ever.

Besides, you scared to fight Merciless?

For bullshit  , I also challange the IL-Clan, send any member you want, how many times you want.

No restrictions. Hope you accept the challange. We'll send one of our members, most likely Senni_Ti, we'll see if he can make it.
(In his 'visitors can't see pics , please register or login
' and 'visitors can't see pics , please register or login
' )

The last part is a maybe.

100k on IL clan against Thovex and 200k on blackmilk against IL clan.

visitors can't see pics , please register or login

[Aljo]

guys, take this thing to pm or thread made for that.

ty

[Thovex]

what thing?, we both challanged the best player IL, whoever that is.

Some friendly competition can't be that bad. Since you are lord can't you be so kind m'lord and tell your clan mates to read this instead. 

[Leshma]

I'm challenging this Garison forum dude. I can't stand him "schooling" others how play this mod properly. NA shielder noob, you're about to die!

Tell me time and place and I'll be there.

Won't be active on these forums for much longer. If challenged one wants to duel, he should confirm it in this thread in no more than 4 days from now. After that period of time, if duel not confirmed, it will be cancelled.

[Tibe]

The Quotewar is on. 

Why would I pm you? I can just post it here.

Where did I write that I challenge you here cause you attacked me on strat?
You guys are allways complaining and annoying and its my right to challenge you. You might remember the thing that happened 3 weeks ago or so where you and 2 other IL members went mad at me cause I constantly beat you in my crapgear and "challenged" me on eu3.

Acctually, we guys arent always complainin and annoying. I am the only 1 always complainin cause I have personal issues  .  Every1 else usually keeps their mouths shut and plays , exept for Latvian_knight whose only purpuse in life is to troll every sentence and everything he sees, its quite amazing really. I know you didnt challenge me, I just spoke behalf of the clan.

Well and ofc you dont show up cause you have suuuch a lousy build. Ever heard about a thing called "skip the fun"?
Also : my main is a 12 str agi 1hander. Not a perfect duelling build either but I'm not complaining.

Skip the fun is not fun. Simple as that, and if its not fun, its pointless to play it. Did I complain about my build? I did no such thing. My build is perfect. Its just too ranged focused. In a decent long fight in melee against a good player I eventually crumble and im lvl 22.

And we have TS. Im acctually suprised you still didnt spot it written down  after all this time you where in our thread. 

what thing?, we both challanged the best player IL, whoever that is.
Some friendly competition can't be that bad. Since you are lord can't you be so kind m'lord and tell your clan mates to read this instead.

Now that sounds more like a mans talk. Come to our TS sometimes: Ironlegion.de and discuss it further. If we are around that is.