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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8130 on: October 03, 2012, 08:30:05 am »
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'Enough is never enough."
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Director: Larry Cohen
Starring: Michael Moriarty, Andrea Marcovicci
Available on Netflix


Synopsis: Some kind of stuff™ is found coming out of the earth, so naturally they market it as a new dessert. It becomes immensely popular, but has a few problems...

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Classic Horror Value: Has a few call-backs to familiar stories, such as the blob, where folks wouldn't believe the kids when something was wrong. Low.

Movie is very disjointed and poorly edited. Kind of forgettable, but has a few moments, mostly involving white goo (tee hee) moving around and people possessed by it being smashed apart in weird ways.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8131 on: October 05, 2012, 07:13:04 am »
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You've got THE STUFF! You've got the POWAHHHH!
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« Reply #8132 on: October 05, 2012, 10:30:56 pm »
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It's GLOBAL JAMES BOND DAY. You know what that means - time for a stiff drink!

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"A dry martini," [Bond] said. "One. In a deep champagne goblet."
"Oui, monsieur."
"Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?"
"Certainly, monsieur." The barman seemed pleased with the idea.
"Gosh, that's certainly a drink," said Leiter.
Bond laughed. "When I'm...er...concentrating," he explained, "I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they taste bad. This drink's my own invention. I'm going to patent it when I can think of a good name."

The Vesper. It's like a martini for a very suave lush. And you know what? It's pretty good!

Here's the way you'd make it:

Vesper, or Vesper Martini

2 ounces gin*
1 ounce vodka**
1/2 ounce Kina Lillet***

Shake vigorously with ice, strain into chilled cocktail glass.****

Garnish as follows: Cut a strip of lemon peel and twist over the glass before dropping in. Alternatively, use a channel-knife and cut a thin strip and wrap around a stirring stick or straw, tugging it to become curly, then drape into the glass, hanging part over the side.

*(you could continue to use Gordon's, but it has been reformulated to be lower proof than it was back then. The best replacements are Tanqueray and Boodles, which for various reasons are both good spiritual successors to old-time Gordon's)
**(vodka was, as well, consistently higher proof back then than it is today. Find a 100-proof vodka to make this authentic - "Excellent ... but if you can get a vodka made with grain instead of potatoes, you will find it still better")
***(this ingredient does not exist anymore. It was an aperitif wine that contained cinchona bark {this is where most quinine comes from, as in tonic water!}, but has since reformulated {with less cinchona, or 'Kina'} into Lillet Blanc, which is similar but slightly more sweet. The best replacement is Cocchi Americano, an Italian aperitif wine)
****(Bond specifies a "deep champagne goblet", which is known as a coupe, and while those will work equally as well and are very stylish, the modern cocktail{or "martini"} glass is more consistent with the image of Bond in later years, and tend to be easier to find.)


If you don't care to take the trouble, Bond drank his fair share of regular ol' martinis (both gin and vodka, though traditionally a 'vodka martini' is called a Kangaroo cocktail). Hell, here's some recipes for those:

Martini (1950's style)

3 ounces gin
1/2 ounce dry vermouth
1 dash orange bitters (without this it becomes a Lone Tree cocktail)

Stir in a mixing glass with ice until very cold. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a peel of lemon, as above.

You want to stir a gin martini. It gives it a glass-like appearance and silky smooth texture.

Kangaroo, or Vodka Martini

4 ounces vodka
Scant splash of vermouth

Put the vermouth in the glass, roll it to coat the inside, then discard.
Shake with ice until frosty. Strain into the chilled cocktail glass and garnish with a nice olive.

Shaking does vodka less harm, and without the vermouth it develops hardly any of the micro-bubbles that change the texture. There should be a sheen of ice crystals over the top of the drink, this is the desired effect.

Proportions on these two change as frequently as tastes and fashions.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8133 on: October 05, 2012, 10:39:34 pm »
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update the op you lazy bird
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8134 on: October 05, 2012, 10:41:01 pm »
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I'll take my Bond drink with honey because I have my seasonally recurring case of strep-throat like yuckiness D:

I drank vinegar yesterday to help with the tonsilliths, and it was awful. I couldn't stop laughing.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8135 on: October 06, 2012, 08:47:00 pm »
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Feel better man.  One time I had some apple cider vinegar water in a bottle in the fridge when I had a really bad sinus infection.


My mom grabbed it a couple days later and said, oh whatever ill finish this kool-aid or whatever the hell it is someone didn't finish.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8136 on: October 06, 2012, 08:55:36 pm »
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I also come down with a seasonal case of strep throat, and I have to say, my tonsils look and feel like they were injected with a thousand angry bees.  My tonsils have been swollen to be about twice as large as they should be for the last two or three years, and I've only finally gotten a doctor to agree they need to be out.

In the mean time, I'll just drink this boiling hot tea flavored water and rage at cRPG.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8137 on: October 08, 2012, 03:28:53 am »
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Searched all over couldn't find anything stating if your borders are closed for trade or not, just wondering because I got attacked just coming out of Dhrim by Canary. Thought the borders were open for trade, my bad. Anyway see you on the battle field !

If this isn't because of trading in your place just let me know what it was :P

Anyway that is all, g'day/nite

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« Reply #8138 on: October 08, 2012, 04:39:18 am »
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Searched all over couldn't find anything stating if your borders are closed for trade or not, just wondering because I got attacked just coming out of Dhrim by Canary. Thought the borders were open for trade, my bad. Anyway see you on the battle field !

If this isn't because of trading in your place just let me know what it was :P

Anyway that is all, g'day/nite

Yeah, something like that. We've had a string of S&D loss incidents; sending myself or Canary a message on here stating your intent (travelling, looking to sell goods, looking to buy goods, buying gear for an army) can go miles towards not getting attacked.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8139 on: October 09, 2012, 01:31:51 am »
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CHAOS clan worst clan
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8140 on: October 09, 2012, 06:02:40 am »
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CHAOS clan worst clan

Technically, this is the worst clan, because Voso. RIP The Scurvy Dogs.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8141 on: October 09, 2012, 06:08:19 am »
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Technically, this is the worst clan, because Voso. RIP The Scurvy Dogs.

No, THIS is the worst clan ever.

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« Reply #8142 on: October 09, 2012, 06:14:00 am »
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No, THIS is the worst clan ever.

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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8143 on: October 09, 2012, 06:59:27 am »
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Noooooooo this is the worst clan/faction ever.
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Re: CHAOS - War is Hell (NA Faction)
« Reply #8144 on: October 10, 2012, 11:37:58 pm »
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